McDonald's Incident 2014 Part Deux - Best Part of Waking Up Edition

Fight in a Philadelphia McD’s when a couple of nutcases are too late for breakfast:

Dayum…this is some straight WWE shit. Jim Ross just needs to camp out in various McD’s and just commentate on the goings on.

no beatdown with a metal rod, no care.

dude should have unleashed his ultra after focusing all dem chairs.

Well he did get Singapore Cane’d.

Wait, that was a broom. Philadelphia Cane’d? Can I coin that?

Damn, mad respect to the dude not losing his cool to these hood rats.

I would have choke slammed those rats through the glass window.

Please don’t be black…
Please don’t be female…
Please don’t be BOTH…

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Damnit.

Props to the guy blocking those chair and cane shots.

dude’s gonna move in with his auntie and uncle in Belair, soon.

Dude looks like the uncle, just checking in to see if his nephew is okay.

He got into one little fight…

Didn’t he pick up the chair first?

And where did the lil Riley lookin dude at the end of the video come from? He literally appeared in two places, when the first chair was thrown and at the very end.

Can’t wait for the Youtube comments.

I’m waiting for three things:

-Guile’s theme over this
-Fresh Prince intro over this
-Jim Ross commentary dubbed over this.

I’m disappointed in the internet due to the fact that this has not yet happened. Niggas is slippin.

Video isn’t anything special to be honest, just a bunch of random hood rats.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j4sJsEzAllQ

The big dude was Doc parrying that shit like in 3s.

Big Guy vs Hoodrats w/ chair assist:

I was hoping those two hood rats would end up like these cops:

Ok really… All this over mcdonalds breakfast??? Like if it was some fancy place that you reserved for some hella 5 star shit… But really mcdonalds?? I hate to say it but this is the reason black people still get hated on. Why you gotta act like a savage animal just tell em fuck off and walk away. Or go to fucking the next ass thing bk where you CAN have it your way. They probably dont run perry tech either meaning its more scrub friendly. I wont lie tho that giant man parrying the chairs and the broom was pretty top notch. FOR CRYING OUTLOUD HE CAUGHT THE CHAIR IN ONE HAND AND TOSSED IT OUT OF THE WAY… WITHOUT FLINCHING!!! Badass right there if you ask me. Also he didnt fight back at all. Man of steel handled the situation like a proper civilized person. Not like the other two monkeys that were probably inches from shitting on the floor and tossing it at him ( which he would have quickly grabbed a napkin and caught it leaving him crispy clean.)

Edit: i just watxhed the other 15 mins video of fights lol and idk but i think black people do it better. Angry white people are so inelegant. Bad trash talk. Terrible fights. And they break everything in site for the most part and it basically turns into an awkward hump fest where black people throw punches and trash talk hard. Either way saves be savage.

@6:15 got damn, that boy was out cold before he hit the ground, then proceeded to get clobbered and trampled some more.

I want to say something here but it might come off as racist. The video says it anyway.

*black people…

That’s racist!

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Nigga was blocking those chairs effortlessly like he was an anime villain or some shit.