Notice how he ain’t on that list?
Neither is Parker, but that’s because he is the living embodiment of a smart dumb nigga.
Neither is Bruce, but that’s because I’ve almost never seen that much Diabolus Ex Machina being used to keep that nigga miserable.
No. Genuis without any common sense = Bad Time
I still remember that one arc where Bruce was trying to rehabiltate himself in Shield and was trying to come up with inventions, only for Reed, Hank, and Tony to go “I did it first nigga”.
That was painful to read 
I forgot all about that
Roundtable my nigga, 360-degree MCU Conference presentation is gonna be beautiful. cries
You know who used a round table? The Illuminati.
Planet Hulk CONFIRMED!
You know what, in the bottom I still have the hope they soon reveal the Fantastic Four will be back to Marvel by 2020…
Hopefully they give doom some justice
Cate Blanchett as Death?
That would be fucking awesome.
When some wild-eyed, eight-foot-tall maniac grabs your neck, taps the back of your favorite head up against the barroom wall, and he looks you crooked in the eye and he asks you if ya paid your dues, you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye, and you remember what ol’ J’Son always says at a time like that: “Have ya paid your dues, J’Son?” “Yessir, the check is in the mail.”
Or
Just remember what ol’ J’Son does when the earth quakes, and the poison arrows fall from the sky, and the pillars of Heaven shake. Yeah, J’Son just looks that big ol’ storm right square in the eye and he says, “Give me your best shot, pal. I can take it.”
I’ll take it!!
Rumor has been for a while now that J’Son won’t be his father in the MCU.
:sad:
Interesting.
Not sure why they wouldn’t, not like J is a character that has to be changed?
Oh well, I’m sure it will be fine.
Why were they fighting j’son being his deadbeat dad? Literally they give everybody their own character interperetations, why not j’son?
I need more cosmic marvel, why does fox own so many parts of that universe
Because the X-Men and F4 happen to be the two properties that tend to interact with it the most. (Well mostly the F4 and then throw in the Shi’ar for X-Men).
His dad might still be J’Son, he just may not be the same J’Son. It’s been rumoured his dad may be changed into an Eternal or Inhuman, to help tie in with Thanos (I dunno why they couldn’t just keep J’Son as his dad, and have Nova Corps explain Thanos). I’ve also heard his dad may end up being Starfox aka Eros, which would sort of make sense given what little we’ve been told in GotG.
I think Kurt Russell hamming it up with Chris Pratt is one of the most brilliant ideas I’ve heard in forevers. This will probably end up making people want Pratt to do Escape From NY/LA remakes.
Bonus points if he has a space ship called the Pork Chop Express.
fun fact: Kurt and Goldie Hawn have a nice cottage a few hours up north from me, near Muskoka (aka cottage country). Arnold Schwarzenegger had a cottage near them at one point too. When I used to work at the Muskoka resorts, on our off days we’d go do shrooms or get shit face and wander the woods, and you’d bump into Kurt Russell just hiking around or shit like that, and he was AMAZINGLY chill to talk to and meet. Not secretive or hidden or anything, dude was just so down to Earth. I’ll try to hunt down some old pics I have from when I met him. Got damn, i’m thinking about that, and realizing it’s probably been about 15 years since then…wow fuck I’m old 
I just want Guardians 2 to be Big Trouble In Little China. In Spaaaaaaaaaaaceee…
Guardians would be an amazing place to show off Fin Fang Foom.
As long as you bring Agent May’s dad/Lo Pan in to voice him, sure.