Marvel Comics presents Fem-Thor

angelpalm · July 17, 2014, 7:19am

Blunted_Object10 · July 17, 2014, 7:29am

Chanpion is the biggest jobber in comic history…seriously what a waste

MechWarrior · July 17, 2014, 7:40am

Are you talking about you, or everyone else on this site?

http://i.imgur.com/TTNz42a.jpg

specs · July 17, 2014, 7:45am

I suspect Serpent is into me. Despite my bisexuality, I’m not game, because, I mean, c’mon.

angelpalm · July 17, 2014, 7:56am

THIS WAS YOU THE WHOLE TIME!!!

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/KgvJ0Zg.jpg

Anyway a funny little read on what sums up my own view on this subject, that is the subject of being an untrustworthy spineless maggot of a man.

http://takimag.com/article/feminism_as_a_mating_strategy_among_beta_males_jim_goad/print#axzz37h6BY224

Seriously—have you seen many of these self-proclaimed male feminists? When I see all these sullen dorks standing like political prisoners holding their “I NEED FEMINISM BECAUSE…” signs, I wish that one of them could be honest and say they need feminism because they’re not naturally attractive to women.

I therefore posit that in at least some cases, male feminism is a mating strategy for men who aren’t getting laid on the virtues of being men alone. So they switch gears and attempt to get laid on the merits of proclaiming to be feminist “allies.” The “allies” thing is all lies. It is a sneaky way of trying to appeal to women by loudly proclaiming that you hate the type of guy who normally appeals to women. I believe the most reasonable explanation for the very existence of the modern “male feminist” is rooted in evolutionary biology: Calling oneself a male feminist is a deceptive and despicable little shame-dance, a pathetic self-puffing mating ritual that beta male lizards do to garner even a scrap of female attention.

It’s like going to some pro-marijuana rally because you know someone there is going to have weed. If you hang around enough girl feminists long enough and claim to be a feminist, sooner or later one of them will fuck you…maybe…right?

I theorize that these genetic-lotto losers—who tend to be either too fat or too skinny yet are invariably too unhandsome—obviously aren’t going to sow much seed being the uninspiring specimens of near-manhood that they are, so they appeal to feminine wiles in a sort of Hail Mary pass.

But their untrained and unskilled minds don’t grasp that you don’t have to be a male feminist to get laid; in fact, all the available evidence suggests it’s an impediment. I would go so far as to pay top dollar for verified scientific evidence of a woman lubricating to the sound of a man saying, “I’m a feminist.”

For all that they claim to be women’s natural allies, these schmucks don’t have the first clue about female psychology, or they wouldn’t need to turn to feminism as a sort of invisible date-rape drug. To these self-centered bitter little men bouncing around in their baby bubbles, it’s not really about empathizing with women at all, because they obviously don’t understand how women operate; it’s about scoring with women. It is in this sense that male feminists are more misogynistic than, well, you know, the misogynists. Failing desperately in the categories of natural charm and sex appeal, male feminists seek to gain access to women’s bodies via deception.

hts. http://takimag.com/article/feminism_as_a_mating_strategy_among_beta_males_jim_goad/print#ixzz37h7gLEEa

AYO · July 17, 2014, 8:00am

She-Hulk is just Chyna and Champion was told to throw the fight to not piss of Feminozia, Galactic Guardian of Feminism worldwide.

Rigged fight!

AYO · July 17, 2014, 8:11am

Fucking Marvel I swear.

Instead of making new heroes or improve upon past female and racial heroes, they just slap the white paint on them and hope it sticks.

I’m petition Marvel for White Panther now.

Geese_Pants · July 17, 2014, 8:11am

WTF is going on in comic book land…

angelpalm · July 17, 2014, 8:15am

Whats official?

That marvel is trying anything and everything to boost sales in the form of gimmicks as opposed to actually putting out decent reads? Welcome to like 3 years ago.

angelpalm · July 17, 2014, 8:19am

Keep dreaming scrub, Steve Rogers will be back and your boy Blackie Chan will be forgotten faster than the latest school shooting.

AYO · July 17, 2014, 8:21am

You know this is a comic book right, realism goes out the window when Steroids and cold water in 1943 kept you alive into the 2000’s. This isn’t something that is realistic for comics, it’s just a marketing ploy to try to pull new people in.

Can already tell you issues 1 and 2 will sell well, then people will lose interest when the media does, and the comic fans who kept reading are left with the mess.

Whether it is a good story or not, Steve will be back by the time Avengers 2 rolls around at the very least.

angelpalm · July 17, 2014, 8:26am

Anyways no one gives a fuck about black cap, we talking about thor’s tits

AYO · July 17, 2014, 8:28am

RockBogart:

AYO:

RockBogart:

Steve Rogers is old as fuck and they wanted someone to take his place instead of retiring the role.

Plus it wouldn’t surprise me if they’re testing something out for the films.

You know this is a comic book right, realism goes out the window when Steroids and cold water in 1943 kept you alive into the 2000’s. This isn’t something that is realistic for comics, it’s just a marketing ploy to try to pull new people in.

Can already tell you issues 1 and 2 will sell well, then people will lose interest when the media does, and the comic fans who kept reading are left with the mess.

Whether it is a good story or not, Steve will be back by the time Avengers 2 rolls around at the very least.

Why are you so serious

A long time sidekick takes up the mantle of their mentor and everyone loses their minds.

I know its not a permanent thing so I dont care either way. But holy shit, are people mad

Not mad at the idea just mad at Marvel. They’ve been doing this shit for years now and it has never worked or made a lasting impact on their industry. Just a way to make a quick buck.

It gets old, I’d rather them build up these heroes on their own instead of slapping a merchandising icon on them and letting them off into the wild.

Not that insane of an idea really.

angelpalm · July 17, 2014, 8:31am

Well unfortunately it’s rinse and repeat cause the shit does work.

AYO · July 17, 2014, 8:45am

Doesn’t make a lot of sense to me. And if you see the numbers the early issues sell alright, but then decline rapidly. Prompting them to cycle it over and over.

I have no idea, the whole concept is just odd to me. When I get my comic out in the wild I am just going to make every issue a #1.

Blunted_Object10 · July 17, 2014, 9:06am

I always thought comics should divide their runs into seasons like TV shows. They could make series easier to follow and help with the accessibility. If they averaged 2 seasons a year at 12 issues per season I think the industry would be better off.

pedoviejo · July 17, 2014, 9:29am

you know, there can only be fucking one. Batman has stated that he is more than a man, he’s a fucking idea and legacy. I guess pandering is the “PC” thing to do.

I want a albino black panther.

Not only is that nigga gonna be white, we have the ginger bases covered. All we need is the blue eyes, and confirmed for aryan inclusion also.

Little_Goten · July 17, 2014, 9:34am

I want a female Nick Fury next. #Rule63

Blunted_Object10 · July 17, 2014, 9:35am

Marvel and DC need to work on their quality control and advertise the runs start/end better. I think both could benefit from lowering the amount of titles released a year and focus more on quality or quantity. Who cares if you have 30 books coming out a year when only 7 are good.

Blunted_Object10 · July 17, 2014, 9:42am

In ways the casual audience can understand. I always see new comic fans confused about where to start and where they should finish with certain series. If comics had a big fat "season 1 issue 3"on the front cover they would know the sequential order to follow without having to research things.