Man's best friend is not dog...but..croc?

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yeah, i am NOT a fan of youtube showing me fucking commercials before my clips

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if I ever was walking along, and saw a FOOTBALL FIELD SIZED spider web, I would 180 and run like a fucking olympian

You mean something like this? [media=youtube]DQchOsAMj1c]YouTube - Spiders living in groups in Congo and this? [url=http://morecoolpictures.blogspot.com/2008/04/giant-communal-spider-web.html?zx=c402e167c0337b68[/media]

I should post this in the spider thread as well… haha.

Well, he nursed it back to health. I saved a baby iguana from a cat and got to keep it and it became extremely loyal to me. Its injuries were terrible, a large portion of its back was black and didn’t grow scales for a couple of years, but I took care of it and I fed it like crazy and it got over 4 feet long. There was this girl who was annoying and tried to be a bitch to me while pretending to be nice and my iguana wasn’t having any of that bullshit. Every time she would come over my iguana would fucking growl at her, yes, that shit got huge and unlike when it was small, it wouldn’t hiss, it would actually do a hybrid between a hiss/growl/roar. That bitch was scared but when she tried to pet it, it almost bitch slapped that bitch in the face with its tail like a Magnus snapback, tell that bitch to gtfo. Priceless. RIP. :sad:

That’s so touching… and hilarious at the same time. Well hilarious about the iguana hating on that bitchy girl. Good stuff.

^^ true that. My buddy found an injured raccoon once, and nursed it back to health, released it in the wild, then came home from work to find it sitting on his porch waiting for him.

Still, that croc tastes his blood just ONCE…

I’ve seen this shit in person. There this old Vietnamese lady in Florida that raises a pet Croc like it was her child. She can tell him to sit and stand like a fucking dog. Weirdest shit I have ever seen.

Yea, if you do shit like that, you can’t let them back into the wild. It’s like family and if the animal grows too accustomed to peace and lessons its survival habits then it becomes more dangerous to let them back out. If you just want to heal an animal and let it go back into the wild you need to minimize attachments and not be nice to it.

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Look that shit up man I want to see this.

Can’t find the documentary, but some links. On “the world’s smartest spider”.

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Double post I only clicked reply once FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!

Rocking 4 pairs of air Aizens. Damn.

What?

i would make a belt and shoes out of that motherfucker

chimps terrify me. Seriously, they’ve learned how to use tools and weapons, and chimps who know sign language have been seen teaching younger chimps sign language.

It ends NOW!

WTF that monkey be texting? :rofl: