Man tries to turn his faeces into gold, sets home on fire

So I guess putting shit in a bag and setting it on fire is the modern day gold rush…

Sounds like this shit just got real.

angief air throw into OTG rocket punch into HSF made me pee a little

Had he succeeded in turning shit into gold, gold’s value would have turned into shit.

AYYYYY YEWW 8D
But seriously, thats really trippy.O: But if it worked…:v
May as well make it with gems embedded in it as well if it ever works.
Get it?
No?
Sorry.:v

This happened in Ireland?

Why didn’t he just go out and catch himself a leprechaun?

It ain’t like there’s exactly a dearth of rainbows in Ireland…

All these openings for Billy Madison quotes is making my head hurt.

Okay, a simple “wrong” would’ve done just fine.

“Me, you, jack and frank are gonna be putting shit on people’s doorsteps, then we gonna sets it on fiyah!”

this shit is golden.

That shit cray

Since when is “feces” spelled that way? I’ve never, ever seen it spelled “faeces”. *ah, ok…just another example of the wacky british way of spelling certain things, apparently. Colour me surprised and enlightened.

Golden turds he will pour in your ear…but his lies can’t disguise what you fear!! For a golden turd knows when he’s kissed her…it’s the kiss of DEATH from Mr. Goldfinger…

Ohhh, I see what’s goin on in here.

SO SORRY TO INTERRUPT!

…Proceeeeeed…

It must of been a hot mess.

The shit people get into these days…SMH

-Starhammer-

More like the FAIL metal Alchemist.:lol:

Or the Fool’s Metal Alchemist.

More like Poo Puddle Icky Mess.

I wonder if he tested its purity the old fashioned way…