Man tries to turn his faeces into gold, sets home on fire

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/man-jailed-after-trying-to-turn-faeces-into-gold-.html

One of the great pioneers of our time

Equivalent exchange.

Try to get gold out of turds? Get a prison sentence.

More like he was trying to make it into a bomb with his crazy IRA looking ass.

The stories posted here just get better and better.

lol a man can dream…

I mean hey, if it somehow worked, he’d be laughing at us right now.

If you’re gonna try to make gold, at least try to make it out of nutmeg and buttermilk. That way when you inevitably fail you might at least get some nice donuts out of the deal.

Wow, what the fuck do you have to do to spend more than a year in jail in the UK? This dude could have killed people, and he fucked another person’s investment. Not to mention, he could have put people out of their home.

Holy shit. Or Goldy shit.

…whatever. >.>

Guess his experient doesn’t seem like it’s hot shit anymore.

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Saying that a famous footballer fucked a slut from a reality TV show should get you a nice long sentence.

This guy failed to seize a…puts shades on…GOLDEN opportunity.

YEAHHHHH

Gives a whole new meaning to shitting bricks.

I’m glad someone is continuing rushmarine’s work and making any piece of crazy news its own thread.

People can make food out of poop, naturally the next step is gold.

LOL @ the smelly alchemist. Or The Full Fiber Alchemist :rofl:

He called the shit poop!

That’s the only way to set your house on fire

He most likely watched The Holy Mountain.

Can we find out his inspiration for such an idea? Was he just on the toilet dropping a deuce and was like “I CAN MAKE THIS GOLD”?

man this really stinks. i mean this poor guy just wanted to get something good out of his shit, yknow? probably was living a shitty life, having to handle a whole bunch of shit, then this shit happens.

poor guy :frowning:

So, like, is this the unrated version of Goldmember or something?