http://kotaku.com/man-allegedly-stole-nearly-us-200-000-to-buy-cat-food-1481781282?utm_campaign=Socialflow_Kotaku_Twitter&utm_source=Kotaku_Twitter&utm_medium=Socialflow (Yes I know Kotaku, but it’s the only English translation of the original article I could find)
Upon discovering this article, I also discovered a mutation of the game 20 questions. Question 1 is “Florida, Japan, or China?”
Extreme pussy lover
Matriarch alert
Shame on you MP you should know better, is this really funny enough to give that rumor mill more clicks?
sees cat burglar joke
ehhh no, low hanging fruit and all.
Hence why I made sure to quote the entire article here so no one had to give them clicks.
Why you gotta be so catty with me?
Well, someone’s gotta feed them while Cammy’s out on Delta Red assignments.
Wow… 
Talk about putting pussy on a pedestal.
can’t blame him
cat food is expensive these days
That guy is guaranteed dumbass he has 120 cats and doesn’t train them to steal?
Maybe if he had 120 rats.
Dude was obviously working for them Yakuza kittens.
bbubles, is that you?
Fuck Kotaku, and also FUCK. KOTAKU.
That being said, Dogs are much better than cats. Fite me.
shoulda just been hauling shopping carts
Sure, if you like having something that resembles a retarded friend to take care of. St.Bernards are top tier though because they come with the flask of whiskey around their neck.
**“We all pay for the pussy. Those who want it, those who have it, those who are trying to avoid it, even those who are trying to get rid of it. One way or another, WE ALL PAY.” **
-Starhammer-