I didn’t even have to watch the video. As soon as it was said he used the word “cool” I knew he was black. Black people use the word cool more than white people now.
i like how his words of advice arent about the foolishness of calling 911 incorrectly and wasting police time, but rather for people to check their food before they leave a restaurant.
Which is a possible scenario the staff should be aware of, but unfortunately he doesn’t realize this.
I work in retail and I get customers coming back asking for an exchange on an item because they found out their item was actually broken (i.e. glassware, stoneware) when they brought it home. How would I know if they broke it on their own by accident or if it really was broken before purchasing? I’m not going to check for them.
Operatives of the White Persons Council are currently sifting through information from intelligence intercepts, wiretaps, informants, and a massive database of telephone records provided by the NSA to discover the next up-and-coming black slang term that will replace the outmoded “cool”.
Black people might be the ones to come up with everything “cool”, but we’re sure as fuck the ones who are going to steal it every time.