FUCK spiders.
Dammit i know how it feels when i see insects.
AND when!!! when!! a insect enters my room, beeing it a wasp, a spider, or whatever hellish creeper thing it is, i wished my arms would turn to machine guns, or atleast i had an axe or a big hammer on my right wall to grab it and smash this thing!!
Because i getting like a small girl, thats scared when insects enter my area of living… :@
PS: Horror- Story: Master Spider Chief:
When i was young, i had an Master Chief Halo 3 Poster on my wall , direct over my head!!. One evening i was lying and at the wallpaper was a sound like, something was scratching it with the fingers. when i turned light on, and poked at the poster, and a fucking black fingertip big spider fell out, i was shocked to my bones and she crawled under it back , as it was her home.
When i punched and hammered on my wallpaper, i killed her at last after 2 minutes. But i couldnt sleep for 3 hours… @_@
Next day i move my bed, and saw black points grouping(minispiders, and eggs) , PRAISE the Vacuumcleaner to take them all and drive them gen hell!.
can people stop calling spiders bugs/insects
using fire to do anything is almost always a bad call. even if the the spider catches the flame, if it falls onto something flammable or crawls to another area it would just spread the fire. if this was in a laundry room there were probably towels or clothing nearby. but an overreaction is understandable. i’ve used enough spider spray on one spider that i had to sleep in another room for the night. the fumes were too much. for that matter, they need to develop a spray that kills more rapidly, because your current choices are to either drown the spider in it or let it gradually die, but for the latter, you have to assume that it’ll stay in a place where you can remove it. spiders never let that happen.
Of course it had to be in my home state.
^ That’s a justifiable excuse lol
I hate spiders. Wouldn’t you too if a spider starts crawling on your face, nearly walking into your mouth when you’re about to sleep?
He thought that using his guns (assuming from the ammunition statement) would be irresponsible, so he improvised a flame thrower as any responsible red blooded American would have done. He’s a role model for children everywhere. Unless he’s black, then he was obviously attempting to rob the innocent American spider with his spray can because it wouldn’t convert to Islam under Obama’s order of course. Conservatives know the truth!!!
and are blind to color, we all have a black friend… all of us…
He should have just invited this guy over.
sorta reminds me when I was playing the game Mercenaries. if anyone even remembers that 3rd person shooter.
close to the end of the game you are dropped off by helicopter to dispose of the final boss.
right after being dropped off you are in front of an entire forest of patrolling north Korean soldiers hidden in the forest and its nighttime.
you cant see shit.
in that particular game you can call in air strikes, and I called in 2 carpet bombs…well anyway…I thought I killed everything.
I was wrong.
there was still one or two foot soldiers left. I could hear them, but not see them. nighttime, remember?
anywho,
I could have just gone into the forest and taken them down myself I guess, but I thought about for a few minutes then said to myself…
"naw. time to call in another carpet bomb >:-D"
yeah I know its overkill, but I like to consider it as being safe rather than sorry.
There is nothing NOT hilarious about this pic!
The crude artwork, the hilariously intentional(?) bad spelling and the non-PC humor.
Genius!
All credit is due to the Spodermen twitter account
A spider (partially) took down Jeff Hanneman.
I still don’t kill the little buggers though. They are in kingdom anamalia afterall.
reminds me of when my uncle came over with his kid, and i had to take care of him. he is an idiot and he just messes everything up, and i couldnt ever get him to do what i wanted, so i took the pin off a grenade, and threw it in my basement to scare him out of my room.
In the spring our area had an epidemic of those three inch-wide Wolf Spiders. They were everywhere and were somehow getting in the house until my cat slaughtered them. She fucked those things up, tore legs off one at a time, etc.
One day I was taking a dump in the really small bathroom, and one of these things came zipping under the door. You could hear its fur brushing on the bottom of the door. He literally caught me with my pants down (ba dum chh). He just kinda sat there staring at me until I finished my business, then stomped him out. He was still moving after the third stomp.
Also, when I was like 14, I hid a bottle of vodka in my backyard and when my friends and I went to retrieve it, we were stopped by a yellow jacket nest and I got stung. We came back with cans of WD40 and lighters and went to war. I got a good angle on the nest, and burning bees started popping out of the nest like little fireballs.
And there are two stories I felt were relevant. Good talk.
No, bro…those were Wood spiders. If they bite you, your shit swells and needs to be drained. They aren’t as necrotic as Brown Recluse, but it still fucks you up pretty decently. I worked with a woman (R.I.P., unrelated car crash caused by a driver with a condition that causes blackouts) who was bitten by one (she was NOT allergic to anything) on the point of her jaw below her right ear the night before cuz she wanted to be “cool mom” and camp out in the yard with her kids…that shit had swollen up to half the size of a tennis ball the following morning.
Another coworker who lived in a trailer park had been drinking with his buddies outside against a tree one evening, and “a big-fuckin’ spider” ran down his shoulder and into his open shirt (he was a bit of a hick, and loved to rock the completely unbuttoned red plaid shirt look, despite his lack of muscular definition), where he killed it by slapping his shirt repeatedly. The next day he was looking…odd, and seemed to be wincing every now and then when he picked something up and his arm brushed his right side. Said his side hurt, but it wasn’t anything to worry about. The day after that, we notice his white tee developing an orange-red stain around the rib area as the day went on. Our supervisor flipped his shit seeing this, because he thought it was an O.T.J. injury. After threats of suspension, he showed us the problem: he had a big-ass perfectly round swelling that stood out from the rest of his skin a good 1 1/2 inches, had ruptured and was draining into his shirt, causing the stain. You could see 2 dark red pin-pricks on the outer edge of the swelling. He said a “tree spider like the ones out back” got him. We had been clearing scrub brush and fallen wood from the back of the company property to expand. What we had been running into were Wood Spiders.
For the uninitiated: a wolf spider, and more colorful members of it’s family, are fairly small. If you somehow manage to piss one off enough for them to bite you, it’s like a mosquito bite. Just itching for 20 or so minutes, no side effects. But understand that that is EXTREMELY hard to do as these little fellows are just interested in either just getting away from you, or exploring the new terrain you provide. The classic wolf spider, seen here
is grey/brown and dime-sized or smaller. They are fast, moderately fuzzy, smart, and have great vision. It has a slightly larger and far more colorful cousin, whom many of you’ve seen photoshopped to be holding canes and wearing top-hats, and spread out is about the width of a quarter. Both are cute and harmless, and will leap onto your hand if you slowly extend it toward them. It’s cool, they’re just curious. They will walk along a surface, and if they notice you, they won’t just turn towards you…they turn towards you, then LOOK UP. That’s right…they make eye contact. That may intimidate some. If you have a problem with flies in your house (possibly because your neighbor is a stupid p.o.s. who leaves his heartworm-riddled dogs’ poop in their back yard, attracting said flies), bringing home a couple of these guys and just letting them go is a great and entertaining way to solve THAT problem. Wolf spiders are masters of the mid-air flying tackle takedown.
Now, Wood spiders
(this bitch here)
are MUCH larger, flatter, less colorful so they can blend in with the bark of trees, and just need to die. Anybody remember a psx game called Nightmare Creatures 2? Yeah, the spider creatures were based on these guys.
gwood
Dont mess with spiders.
This guy learnt the hard way.
What happened? Did the grenade go off?
Like this?:
Apparently, it’s because they can’t actually move their eyes. They have to change their posture to adjust their vision.
This thread is making my skin crawl…:shake: