I’m hearing rumors the spider survived by climbing up a water spout.
dont give a fuck where this guy lives but when I think of him I see a white dude with a beard and a confederate flag.
Spray paint flamer to kill a spider, ffs, niggas giving away drugs for free in seattle.
Jesus christ someone actually took that meme to heart. The red cross should have the woman in a place and tell the guy to live on the street.
Best way to kill a spider is by spraying it with hairspray or something that is canned with a similar propellant. It freezes the spider after so much contact(or effectively paralyzes them) and from there you can stomp the shit out of it.
Better than being homeless at least.
^ Get out.
yeah, I’m a manly man, but when they are offloading troops like a fucking APC…I’m giving a hearty Witherspoon “Jesus Christ, Sarge…” and casually leaving the scene while checking my six every 2 steps.
There’s no way in hell that spider died in the fire.
I’m pretty sure this ended like Night Of The Creeps.
Sounds exactly like a book I read as a kid about a duck who drowned his house tryin to kill an ant
And lo, just when the man rested beside his burned house he muttered “it’s over…” He walks away not seeing that among the charred ruins a spider leg rises from the ash. While today the battle was over, little did the man know the war had just begun…
To be continued…
Kinda the impression I had too. Especially when “Firefighters originally battled the blaze from a distance after learning there may be ammunition inside.” How much ammo does it have to be to warrant caution anyway?
I still don’t get people freaking out over bugs. Especially spiders. They’re like tiny cats that make webs.
I think spiders are cool. I used to fear them when I was younger but now…definitely cool. Maybe I should get a pet spider.
Scrubs throwing badly-spaced fireballs. Damn shame. :shake:
Only in Florida, in conjunction with Stand Your Ground.
No, you just contradicted yourself by posting a video of the cute ones: thumbnail size or smaller varieties of jumping spiders. Web spinners are the creepy ones. Bigger spiders are the seriously creepy ones. You know the ones. Those dinner-plate-sized Wood Spider mofos. You wake up at 3 in the morning with a pee-boner, stagger to the toilet and let loose with a stream of golden justice. Halfway through, you open your eyes and look to the right, at the corner above your bathtub. Holy shit, Shelob has made her way into your home! Then, just to further creep you out, the spider gives a cocky little twitch just to make sure she has your attention, then sprints like 3 feet along the wall in less than a half-second. It’s bad enough this damn thing is as big as your hand, but it can move WAY faster than you. THOSE spiders are not cute. I’ll stick with the wolf and other small jumping spiders, thank you.
LMAO this is jokes I remember being at a cottage with friends we were getting destroyed by black flies/mosquitos. I joke about calling the army to air strike the place.
How long till someone accidentally shots a family member trying to kill a bug.
Fuck spiders. That man made a heroic sacrifice. Salt the earth while you’re at it!
The Amazing Fire-Man?