Man Rams Car Into Gas Station to Steal One Banana

General Discussion
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I wish this was about a dude stealing strawberries so I could come in here and say

LEGENBERRY

22

To quote Black_Jaguar:

“This shit bananas”

23

Well, there you go.

24

One of the funniest crimes I’ve read in a while.

25

Yo, i respect a human being that takes banana’s THAT seriously.

I understand where he’s coming from, personally ive always been one to grab a banana when im not peeling very well rimshot

26

Too bad he didn’t make like one and split. Should’ve gotten outta there Diddy-squat to give the cops the slip.

27

Was he listening to this?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u9N__CO7Q-I

And on drugs?

28

That’s some straight up cannibalism, that is.

29

I can only hope that I never experience hunger on this level.

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O2FDw3RKM3U

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http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Mspb0bkaRE

32

His real name is Ray Comfort.

33

Jokes on you guys.

There’s always money in the banana stand. :tup:

34

crashes car into gas station and takes the banana

Don-Don-Don-Key-Kong. YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.

35

Goddamnit D3v these puns are killing me.

36

[crashes car into gas station, gets out of car after fighting with the seat belt. Runs up to the banana and grabs it]

doink

[runs back to car, kicks in the back window so he can see through the rear view mirror. Opens car door, rips out seat belt and sits in car. Pulls out but gets stopped by kremlings]

37

Come on, guys. TELL me you can eat corn flakes with no sugar without a banana in there. Dude was in dire straits.

38

But I’ve been eating them straight out of the box with nothing, not even milk.

39

Semantics! I’m talking about with milk. Once you add milk, you need at least a little sweetness.

40

This guy is fucking bananas, what about a fruit is that APEELING?

Am I doing it right?