Man ordered by court to pay child support for 27-year-old child that isn't his

Carnell Alexander’s ex-girlfriend named him as the father of her child in the early 1990s when a social worker told her she had to provide a name to receive income assistance. Just one problem: Alexander is not the father, as DNA testing has since proved.

Unfortunately, the State of Michigan doesn’t seem to care about that little detail, and has embroiled Alexander in a paternity case for years. The DNA evidence and testimony of Alexander’s ex-girlfriend both agree that he should not have to pay a dime for a child that isn’t his, but Michigan insists he still owes about $30,000.

Alexander has refused to pay and has been threatened with jail time as a result. The child in question, meanwhile, is 27 years old. - - Bonnie Kristian

Something you can file in both your Pussy Privilege and “This is why you’re bankrupt, Michigan” folders.

Man, America just gets dumber and dumber. Michigan trying hard to outclass Florida in stupidity.

Actually the funny part is that the woman says he doesn’t deserve to pay. It’s just Michigan holding that extra chromosome with gusto.

Shouldn’t the ex-girlfriend pay that shit back since she was getting the benefit not him?

This really shouldn’t surprise anyone. They’re doing this to fill the budget for either the county or the state. All states go out of their way to recoup money spent on rearing a single-parent child. It’s one of the most annoying things I’ve seen in the system.

I really hate our justice system. I really do.

That’s not the Von Karma attitude.

Keep it down Gavin!

Damn…and some people freak out when it gets brought up that sexism’s a two-way street…

He should have checked his male privilege before living on the same planet as this women. Would have helped him.

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Well, now he can pay out all the money he saved by getting a cut rate attorney. I don’t see how any competent lawyer couldn’t get this guy out of this.

That’s very retarded.

That is why it’s the injustice system not justice system

Doesn’t matter if it isn’t his. Due to being part of the oppressor class known as male, he has somehow somewhere sometime had an undue privilege over a woman, and must pay for the rest of his life to make amends for that oppression.

…Yeah fuck this, though not surprised. The schizophrenic romance between chauvinistic chivalrist attitudes and feminism always produces toxic and horrific outcomes like this, yet of course if you say so you’re a wife beating daughter molesting misogynistic patriarch. Ugh.

Shut up, you wife beating, daughter molesting, misogynistic patriarch.

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I see nothing wrong with this…

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I think green arrow need to step in and shoot the judge

on the dicc…with an arrow

Well… it’s a bit of a “I spilt coffee and it was hot, so I’m gonna get away with suing for it”, situation. I just can’t figure out how any sort of system allows for such sheer stupidity to happen.

I think the judge was a woman.