BEWD
January 9, 2014, 9:23am
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An Oklahoma man was arrested Tuesday on murder charges after a medical examiner ruled his stepfather was killed in a fight that involved blows to the head… and an “atomic wedgie.”
The Oklahoman reported 33-year-old Brad Davis allegedly “jumped” his stepfather, 58-year-old Denver Lee St. Clair, in his home in McLoud, Okla., on Dec. 21. Amy Elliott, the spokewoman for the state’s medical examiner’s office, told the newspaper St. Clair’s cause of death was deemed to be blunt force trauma to the head and asphyxiation.
How, you might ask, would a wedgie lead to asphyxiation? An atomic wedgie is when the waistband of someone’s underwear is stretched over the wearer’s head. Pottawatomie County Sheriff Mike Booth told The Oklahoman St. Clair was found with his underwear pulled over his back and head, the waistband around his neck.
“I’d never seen this before, but when we first looked at our victim seeing the waistband of his underwear was around his neck,” Booth told the newspaper.
At the time Davis was arrested Tuesday, no formal charges had been brought, but KOCO-TV reported Wednesday that he had been charged with first-degree murder.
According to the Shawnee News-Star, the arrest warrant recorded that Davis admitted he hit St. Clair several times and performed the atomic wedgie. The men were fighting about a financial issue. KOCO reported that Davis also was upset at harsh words by St. Clair directed toward his mother.
source: www.theblaze.com/stories/2014/01/08/we-cant-make-this-up-son-actually-kills-stepfather-during-fight-with-atomic-wedgie/
Spoiler
http://www.theblaze.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/01/Brad-Davis-Atomic-Wedgie.jpg
Wow, talk about being assed out.
This is the greatest death ever.
blitzfu
January 10, 2014, 12:58pm
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Final Atomic Wedgie.
Obviously a Zangief player.
Time we all start going commando to out-wit potential copycat killers.
lack of gief gif is disappointing
thousands of people are bullyed each day, hundreds are have died in bully realted events, 10 of them die by getting the underwear pulled over thier head.only you can end it before it begins… #whtppl
I’m scurred!!1
I gots a big butt, sumtymes I get da wejjeez on dey own, wut if ma atomik butt killz mi wun day!!??!?1?
The Fruit of the Loom murderer.
Ryuga
January 10, 2014, 10:56pm
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Am I the only one who thinks that “Diva” has a man face?
Wasted
January 11, 2014, 4:38am
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Most Divas have a man face.
Except for AJ Lee <3
Azure
January 11, 2014, 5:03am
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I guess it WAS a…
Final
The meta of trying and failing to surpass my puns has moved beyond g00dy’s plagairism, onwards and unto creating a whole new thread to cover it up, apparently.
I know BEWD knows what that means
I think the cops should let the guy go.
He was just being a good American son, and trying to get his dad to pull himself up by his booty straps.
EDDUR
January 14, 2014, 4:41pm
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I just hope he changed his dirty underwear in time.
I had to google that bitch to confirm indeed it was a bitch. Thought it was one of these transgender motherfuckers SRK seem to be so in love with.
It all makes sense now
http://i.imgur.com/Tl9GbNo.png
His eyes tells the whole story of his child hood
Florida needs a swirlie death.
