Man is sexually aroused by trees

Take a right at the gorilla thread.

And Australia got the news later than I, posted it, even though they are hours ahead.

Tits do nothing for me. I could care less. Tits only matter in odd situations, like when a fat girl has none, that’s unacceptable. Tiny girls with tiny tits make sense, mathematically. When petite girls get breast implants, they always fail. Always. The nipple is the only thing that matters, however, sometimes you want to motorboat 3kg of breasts.

And then you have good ol’ delicious booty.

There is nothing more disappointing than a girl taking her top off and having a flat chest

NOTHING

No ass in the world can save that sorry not sorry. Most of these “big ass” chicks are just girls who eat too fucking much. Smaller firm squat booty>nasty lard ass

But you’re genetically predisposed to liking flat lines.

Im not smart enough to understand that reply

This thread needs more picture of wood.

http://www.heapsoffun.com/pictures/20110718/funny_sexy_male_tree_m1003.jpg

Looks a bit drippy.

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sees topic

http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/woodywoodpecker/images/c/c1/Woody_Woodpecker_Promopic.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130622230144

NO WAIT. I am wrong! THIS is what this topic made me think of!

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Well… I didn’t expect that on Shoryuken forums… lol

Fresh has convinced me to go green.

http://vignette1.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/9/99/Maku_Tree_(Oracle_of_Ages).png/revision/latest?cb=20090417134644

[details=Spoiler] @Kromo

http://vignette2.wikia.nocookie.net/zelda/images/6/6b/Maku_Tree_Sprout_(Oracle_of_Ages).png/revision/latest?cb=20090417134650

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