Man is sexually aroused by trees

Wait, so this James Franco Saturday Night Live skit was about you?

'tis the season .

NSFW

Spoiler

http://nimbuseco.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/Deforestation-Amazon.jpg

http://static.guim.co.uk/sys-images/Environment/Pix/columnists/2013/5/1/1367412446136/Kaola-saved-from-deforest-004.jpg

http://i.huffpost.com/gen/1456580/images/o-DEFORESTATION-facebook.jpg

Maybe you and him should have a treesome.

because you are about to drop kick dem bitches?

Yeah… My two other personalities are just sadistic…

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZVEqGH6MAL8

SHIVER MY TIMBERS SHIVER MY SIDES

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXoZsgNHquM

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QapvJeWiHwo

Forest fires.

Sexually aroused by trees? Sounds like you have a problem. To fix this problem, we’ve gotta get to the root of it.

…I’ll show myself out.

EDIT: Dammit. Someone beat me to the root pun.

sees topic

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NO WAIT. I am wrong! THIS is what this topic made me think of!

Spoiler

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lcTyBEFBHaA

Thread would have been a lot sweeter if op had said bees.

Barkin up the wrong–

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLZkfWEpjWo

That feel when you’re really really really ridiculously good looking.

I get off on ‘busting my gat’ at rival gangmembers and police officers on the streets of chirack with my fellow gang affiliates while drinking lean and rapping to hard core gangsta rap instumental beats.

I hope you go with the rubber trees. They always have protection.

Somebody check OP’s steam games hours

You know he only plays Sim City to put down trees everywhere.

In ‘sexual shapes’ & compromising positions, probably, with multi-racial tree separation or inclusion… inter-bi-tri-tree-racial, and Shooter McGavin probably caught him having sex in the woods – with the woods.