Man gets repeatedly anal probed in the worst traffic stop ever

General Discussion
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Yea thank god for govnerment cameras everywere europe.

42

Kept pausing at “penetrated” to imagine what horrible contraption they’d stick up there next. Someone tell them to look to JPorn for inspiration.

43

I know how it went

Cop: “Do you know why I pulled you over sir?”

David: “No sir”

Cop: “Step out of the vehicle.”

David:“Alright”

Cop:“Now spread your cheeks and lift your sack.”

44

The main thing that scares me about police drug dogs is that these animals can signal on anything at all, and then the cops have free reign to search wherever they damn well please. Of course, their owners can make the dog signal wherever they damn well please.

45

Guys, I would like to make the suggestion that we all refrain from the use of the word “shit” in this thread in ways not directly related to shit. It’s kinda fucking hilarious to read, really.

46

Well shit.

47

@crotchpuncha

pretty sure that is only the UK though , still europe i guess but shit only the UK , shit i guess.

edit : i mean shit

48

When this guy-

is questioning the amoral actions of his fellow man, you damn well know you fucked up.

49

I remember at my old high school they did a police search and i left a sandwich in my backpack and then the drug dogs smelled my backpack. Teachers try to say the dog smelled alcohol and weed. Yeah fucking right lol

50

those cops were just being weary of that blue crystal.

51

yeah, everyone knows drug dogs are booty juice, but they wont get rid of them because its their easy excuse in. im not to sure how well that shit fares in court though, considering the heavy evidence against drug dogs.

to be a cop though, you have to be ignorantly bliss. not saying all cops are like that, but imo a majority are, and that doesnt mean that ignorantly bliss means you cant be cool, but i dont think anyone truly aware of the law, what their job entails as an officer, our failed wars on everything, sympathy for those coming from poverty stricken areas, quota pressure, justified police prejudice, etc… would willingly be like, WOW, I WANNA BE A COP.

like when you are “hip” to that shit, the last thing on your mind is to be a cop, even to try to change from within. with that said, its growing increasingly scary that the more information we as humans have access to, the more we choose to ignore it. cops are basically judge and jury at a scene, so to have intellectually and emotionally imbalanced cops on the streets is just flat out scary.

its funny, even a simple tech support job wants you to know company policy, new tech, etc. etc., you take classes for it during work hours, you have meetings over it weekly, but like cops represent the law, and it seems a lot of these fucks really dont know shit about shit. thats not new, just scary and sad.

52

Dangit why wasn’t this one used yet?

“I guess they needed…(••) …( ••)>⌐■-■ … (⌐■_■)…probe-able cause.”

http://mirrors.rit.edu/instantCSI/

53

I live pretty close to Deming and had a flat tire there once on the way to california. I had my car towed to the only wal-mart because it was the only thing open at 1 am and I can get my tired fixed at 5 am. Long story short, the cops showed up and, I shit you not, they wanted to know if I was the “guy” that was stealing fertilizer.

54

So yeah I was telling my mom about this since they stay in McAllen Texas lol. Told her to tell her BF not to clinch if he ever gets in a pinch.

55

Wait, so was this guy white? If so, why so many anal probes?

Bleh, this type of thing has been going on since AT LEAST Nixon. Obama’s no worse than most of the previous administrations. If you think this is new, you’re not paying attention.

56

Man these two officers were a really pain in his ass.

57

Jail prep course.

58

Two attractive women are sitting on a bench facing the street
In front of them, a cop stops the car
They get out, begins to administer anal justice
People on the bench grow increasingly intrigued
Justice escalates to full blown enemas
Man appears out of the bushes behind bench holding two tubes of yogurt

The flesh maker!

59

I KNEW IT :mad:

60

So one of the commenters on the Jalopnik follow up article shared a story that seems to indicate that this has been going on since the 90s, and not just in New Mexico too.

EDIT: Meanwhile, in a bit of good news, the doctors have apparently been turned over to the licensing board.

From: http://jalopnik.com/yet-another-forced-anal-probing-reported-by-new-mexico-1460155686