Man gets repeatedly anal probed in the worst traffic stop ever

Sometimes when I stand I’ll be flexing my ass cheeks for minutes on end and not even know it.

I feel sorry for this man nonetheless. Maybe he just got scared and ass flexing is his physical reaction to it.

Hopefully he’ll have cash out the ass soon.

he probably had to take a huge ass shit and the wal mart bathrooms were shit
he was hurrying home and when they stopped him he was clenching

in all seriousness he needs to get paid and those guys deserved to be hung or probed jail time should be in their futrure

That’s some inhuman shit.

Pretty much spot on, I’m sure they would have gotten in trouble anyways, but it woulda been alleviated if they found the crumb of coke or whatever the hell they were looking for. Shit is shady, that’s damn near torture to have some shit done like with no basis other than the cops were looking at his ass. mann just wtf.

this story isn’t really a joking matter

police are always violating people’s rights, and obama is turning the country into a police state. you can laugh and joke, but things will only get worse if people stand idly by.

The guy went to wal-mart for some
Cheap snack cakes, underwear, and a blu-ray

He ended up with a free colonoscopy and colon cleansing

Where as he felt violated. I bet getting his insides cleansed and losing 15 lbs in shit was a good feeling 2 days after

Wow i dont even know what to say this is some sick shit and i hope that the dude gets paid for life and the cops and doctors get fired and prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law

Now that I think about it, this is a prime example of authorities trying way too hard to keep jails and prisons packed over stupid shit. Like really? You guys trying this hard to get a motherfucker a few months?

Have any of you guys had an enema?

Let me explain something. After just one, you’re going to be shitting out things you ate 8 years ago. Nothing survives that colon tickle, sometimes not even bone! Then they did it again, and a third time. I’m sure by the third time nothing but tears were coming out of his asshole.

And if you’ve never stuck drugs up your butt, it’s pretty fucking hard to shove something you plan on using later that far up even with help. If it wasn’t even wrapped his ass would have absorbed it.

I’m baffled at how stupid these officers are.

Those guys just have some wierd scat fetish

Use crack cocaine, check

Shoves shit up his ass, check

Wears skinny jeans, check

Not looking too good for you right about now pal.

I thought we were a police state since 9/11?

he *probably *had drugs in his ass

THANKS OBAMA! :mad:

Those cops are what they probe

These cops actually did the same shit before!

New mexico is florida jr

We’re not getting the whole story here. You can’t blame the cops when the man was wearing this:

How can they do all this to a fellow man without feeling like inhuman shitbags?

At some point you just have to stop and admit that this whole thing is fucked up.

I blame Marvel 3.

Thank heaven for europe , that is all i am going to say.