Man Dies Banging Beehive

Must have been quite a buzz

What a buzzkill.

Dat Beestiality

Moral of the story: Don’t go sticking your dick into affairs that are none of your beeswax.

Stupid decisions can often sting like a thousand angry hornets.

To bee, or not to bee…Was not the question. “Why the fuck would you do that!!!” was the question.

He made a bee-line…Straight for death.

He wanted to see what the buzz was about. Now he knows.

I wonder if the bees will use the “stand your ground” defense?

Doctor 1: I wonder what was the last thing to go through his mind before he died.
Doctor2: A Hornet. Ass first.

“Damn son. Wrong way to get a BJ.” -Random guy reading this shit

" Dis gonna bee good."

“A grown man shouldn’t bee screwing around like that.”

BUMBLEBEE!!! BEAST MODE!!!

Jokes aside, Did he REALLY think he was gonna get away with screwing around in somebody’s house like that? Did he SERIOUSLY never hear the old saying,“mess with the hive, and you get stung?” Jackass thought he was immune to the toxic venom that Hornets have? well, whatever he thought, he can explain it to the man upstairs, and some poor soul is gonna have a TON of stingers to pull out of this guy before they send him to the grave.

-Starhammer-

You people are sick.
A man lost his life.

Just trying to buzzt a nut

Bee stupid, Bee sorry.

-Starhammer-

He was probably thinking of giving it from beehind
But he probably should have just beehaved and listened to Beetles
’‘Hear the words of wisdom, let it bee’’

nice puns. Im proud of you guys

I’m trying to understand the thought process that led to this.

BEADS??!

They don’t allow you to fuck bees in here.

Even though they’d be hornets, but SRK has apparently voted bees. And it’s supposedly fake, but let’s just go along with it.

he wanted to find the land of milk and honey

WOO-HOO! Not Florida!!!

Wonder if he used honey on the bee-hind?

Not yet.

Everybody sticks their selves out there in a volatile environment
clubs or bar scenes where the hornets nest

He should’ve learned more about “The Birds & the Bees”

o moneym

Got raped by q-bee online. Wanted to money match offline. Got bodied again.

A man stuck his penis in a tight-moist, hot hole; filled with honey. Soon after his penis stung like the dickens and he died. That didn’t sound like a hoax, sounds like life…

Well there was definitely fucking involved.

So did I, so I did a quick google search to check if this shit was real and it is not.

A part of me is disappointed. It’s great that no one lost their lives, but it would have been nice if there was a minor injury.