God I hate hornets and wasps and all bees. I had to mow 70 acres a week growing up on a farm. I remember hitting ground hornet and yellow jacket nests with the mower and getting stung the fuck up multiple times a summer. I have a real phobia of bees- they scare the shit out of me. Those assholes can really fuck up a picnic.
Well, if I wasn’t a beeliever in how jacked up society has become, I am now.
Wait, what? Isn’t that how everybody wax off?
I’m not even going to bother trying to drop a Bee/Wasp/Hornet pun…but when I read this…
That is all…
- :bluu:
I bet he was like : “im gonna fuck a beehive one day, BEELIEVE IT!!!”
and his friend was like “Bro, just BEE-careful”
I don’t have to imagine, I live the horror of dealing with a massive cock every time I post on SRK.
Well that and every time I tinkle.
He probably came home after a shitty day at work and just wanted to fuck his honey.
His tombstone shall read:
RIP Winnie the Pooh
He must have been pretty hornet…I mean horny to go through with this.
i bet the sex was the bees knees
He thought he found the ultimate honeypot;he was wrong
uhhhh
why is she holding his enlarged scrotum in her hands? LOOOL, jokes
uhhhh
hahaha, oh really, really, is it a bad idea.
uhhh
that shit aint no fetish. the nigga was either possessed, retarded, or high on dat bullshit.
am i the only one imaging him screaming and fucking a hornets nest, and dying laughing at the though of a person doing that. nigga was probably screaming like ya boy from home alone 2 when he got shocked.
Puns are top notch, but some of you actually can’t tell this is a fucking joke article? smh
Something something Dr. Bee.
sweden? from the sound of it i thought he was from stingapore.
who would find bees attractive anyway? i guess beauty is in the eye of the beeholder.
also when are you bumbling idiots gonna stop posting puns? you’re all acting like a bunch of drones, and i don’t care if i hurt your feelers.
i’ve never seen such a swarm of cliche’s.
this kind of word play is beeneath me.
i’m out!
:clapdos:
ok boys, pack up, this threads a wrap
Honey Nut Cheerios.
It’s a honey of an O!
He borked the beehive.
or this…
