Man deepthroated by black Cock

****Indian police hunt killer rooster after it slashes owners throat ****| Mail Online

lol

Darwinism at work! Lmao.

I have to keep an eye on my cock just in case in light of this troubling news.

I feel sorry for the rooster.

As I see it.

You should change the title of this thread to “Man gets throat slit by bladed cock” just to confuse the shit out of people.:rofl:

angelpalm, are you talking about your penis…

Leave it at “cock”.

The slit part implies a sharp object anyways, lmao.

As I see it.

I’ve seen cock fighting, its serious business! Yes homo

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Always bet on black

Anything thats big enough to club a baby seal to death shouldn’t be overlooked.

Or “Man gets throat slit by black cock” since it is black after all :rofl:

Nah it was a mexican cock…

This thread need a great big (no homo) in the title.

Not that it’ll save the posts herein…

As I see it.

No wonder the Epidemic rather fight a chimp then any sort of bird.

It all make senses now. :amazed:

In this case it’s 6 of one half a dozen of the other. At least the bird will kill you cleanly. The chimp will dislocate your shit, toss you into walls and trees like a toddler, bite fingers and genitals off, all that good shit. Chimps are sadistic little shits, and inhumanly powerful.

When I first read the title for this story I was certain this happened in the Dominican Republic.

Man dies at the hands of his cock.

… wait, wut?

That title :rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Nah, there and in Puerto Rico they put small boxing gloves on the talons so the birds don’t kill each, just beat each other silly. Putting razor blades though, that’s what the guy gets.

Always wanted to watch one of these fights. Especially if they’ve got fucking razor blades attached to them and have murder on their rap sheet.

:confused: Did anyone else think some black dude killed himself with his own dick somehow?:rofl: