BEWD
November 10, 2013, 7:01am
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When Edwin Tobergta got out of jail for having sex with a pool raft, he was pumped.
So was the pool raft, apparently, because Tobergta was arrested again for having sex with the same pool raft.
Tobergta’s wet and wild trysts first made a splash in 2011 when the then-32-year-old was caught getting freaky with his neighbor’s pink, inflatable raft in an Ohio alleyway. The neighbor called police to report that Tobergta was on top of the floatational device with his pants “down around his ankles.” The suspect fled – with the raft – and was arrested a short time later.
Today, Tobergta was indicted by a Butler County grand jury after a child witnessed him last month stepping out his back door, naked, then having “sexual relations with a rubber pool float,” police told WHIO. The same “rubber pool float” he’d de-felated in 2011.
He’s been arrested at least five times in the past for similar offenses, including a July 2008 conviction for felony public indecency.
Tobergta also made our recent list of men caught during sex with inanimate objects, which you can read here.
His arraignment is scheduled for July 23.
source: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2013/07/10/edwin-tobergta-sex-with-pool-raft_n_3575100.html
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He’s white >:3[/details]
Whatever floats your boat I guess >.>
Azure
November 10, 2013, 7:06am
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At least he got the color right.
BEWD
November 10, 2013, 7:22am
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Didn’t notice how old the story, this is the latest news on him, apparently he porks pumpkins too,
Edwin Tobergta of Hamilton, Ohio, is now famous as the man caught having sex with a pool raft. His sentencing hearing this week offered a little insight into his proclivities. One thing that stands out: He once pleasured himself with a pumpkin.
Tobergta was sentenced this week to 11 months in prison for defiling the inflatable raft, according to WXIX. He committed the act in June, in front of children.
At an earlier court session, Tobergta plead guilty to public indecency.
This is the second time Tobergta has been caught in flagrante delicto with an inflatable pool toy. The same thing happened in 2011.
But a less reported aspect of Tobergta’s checkered history with the law occurred in 2002, when he was arrested for allegedly diddling an inflatable pumpkin that was part of a Halloween display.
At his court hearing on Tuesday, judge Charles Pater called Tobergta’s actions “lewd,” “obscene,” and “something society’s not going to tolerate,” according to WCPO.
Tobergta apologized in court before being sentenced.
“I do want to apologize for my actions, I’m sorry,” he said. “I’m ready to get my life together and quit all this nonsense.”
those prosecutors are full of air, it blows my mind to think how this will end
I just hope the the verdict floats to a reasonable conclusion and not inflate on the fact that he was not harming anyone. but I know the jury is pumped up and will go against him
BEWD
November 10, 2013, 11:07am
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^Fuck you Shadow for taking all the puns and turning my thread into a sinking ship
I don’t really care. Unless he’s in public it’s no different than a blowup doll. Let dat boy inflate.
Not everythings thread worthy you know…
Hope this doesn’t deflate his ego in regards to his sexual prowess. Japan needs him.
Iduno
November 10, 2013, 6:42pm
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Well, whatever floats his boat I guess.
Update urbandictionary with this sexual manuever then. I mean if they got supamandathoe and donkeypunch on there,
maybe this is called the poolywooly?
Vynce
November 10, 2013, 7:26pm
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Who keeps a rape raft? Like, did the family still break it out at pool parties?
Azure
November 10, 2013, 9:54pm
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Give the man a break.
He clearly suffers from eraftile dysfunction.
He probably overdosed on SeaAlis or VoyageGra.
