"LOL Online" Thread: UMVC3 Edition!

Characters with “just do it” moves because they’re extremely effective online. Specifically Vergil/Dante helm breakers and their normals just scream retard friendly.

Everyone’s missing the point of this thread.

It’s not to only post about how much you hate online, it’s about to post funny or ironic stories that Happen because of how bad online is.

Dropping a wesker combo on hulk in online mode… Thanks online, never again.

well I have some ryu’s on my list online and noe of them do that but I guess that’s because they are good players not just random scrubs

My Xbox is busted atm. I gotta get a new one since my old one is just dead. I tried fixing it but nothing. If you have a PS3, I would gladly face you there as well.

With characters like Wolverine, Vergil and Wesker you decide to diss Cap?

I’m a Cap main and I respectfully disagree [1]. There are other derpier characters who win more easily than Cap does, online or off.

Yeah. I used to have an extreme disdain for Hulk…
Then I started fighting Spencers, Vergils, Novas, and Ryus. At least I can zone out Hulk.

In more depressing news, my win rate has gone up drastically since I picked up Hulk. I know some people don’t think very hard on XBL, but I am still stunned at how dumb people get when Hulk is on screen.
:mad: ALL YOU HAVE TO FKING DO IS THROW A GODDN PROJECTILE, YOU FKING SCRUBS!:mad: **

Ummm gamma charge armor will shove almost any projectile right up where the sun don’t shine… Only move I’ve seen that can completely shut down gamma charge is nemesis tentacles because of the multiple hits that negate the armor

lariet works as well and a lot of online hulks only know hulk so sometimes I x factor or get level 4 frank it depends

ANY multi-hitting beam/projectile stops his gamma charge game completely. Doom, Magneto, and MODOK’s beams, along with Hawkeye and Task’s arrows, are enough to negate any armored movement Hulk has.

Once you learn the character Chun is pretty retarded. TODs as good as any one else. I think she even has XFC infinites.

Anyone ever come across players that just stand there, sometimes holding downback? What the hell is their plan? Are they just waiting for me to do unsafe things? Trying to trick me into thinking they’re not playing? I don’t get it.

Well, sometimes I pop X-Factor to regenerate health. Since they are backing the hell up anyway, I just hold downback and heal. For a whole match though, I don’t really know.

probably this…

What exactly is it about 3 black trench coat characters that draws bad players to them?

Or Akuma? I never see more predictable players that black gi Akumas.

So my online ranked record is around 100-4… People must think I’m boosting because all 4 of those losses were followed by teabagging and a taunt… Gotta love how classy people online are

You can play this game in a decent fashion ONLINE?

Let me rephrase that, you can play Viper ONLINE?

yea probably because he practised instead of complaining about online…

I practiced, but this net-code will drop my combos when ever it feels like it.

practice more in lagyer/lagier conditions until you can cope with all kinds of lag instead of blaming it.