"LOL Online" Thread: UMVC3 Edition!

it wrecks you because mr wright needs to hit objection which he cant full screen and haggar gets bodied by zoning

Well as much I want to land the objection with Wright I usually zone in trial for a bit depending on the characters I am facing but like I said Wright’s random evidence pick ups don’t help much :frowning:

isn’t there a patten like in player match after rematch if you get all 3 do it in the same order and you will get them 3 in a row so if you keep getting bad I recommend going back to character select and picking the same team…

Don’t really know but been getting the same pattern after leaving player match then rejoining if there is one.

Arthur walks into thread

I shall have you good gentlemen know that my associates and I (Hawkeye & Doom wave from the background) conduct ourselves with the utmost stewardship and professional manners online. Good day.

throws lances x2 at screen and exits the thread

Before Arthur goes to sleep at night…he checks his closet for Captain America.

Do you know what the worst thing ever is? When you want to go for a mixup/combo off of Arthur’s level 3 and lag makes you xfactor too early and the lvl 3 doesn’t even come out. And you just lost 3 bars. Fuck I get so salty.

Oh and Arthur has the fastest taunt in the game. You cannot be a gentlemen if your taunt is a silly ginger making orgasmic sounds while raising his fists. Plus he has infinite lances and shit, nigga be dangerous.

My funniest online moment was against a guy who perfected the lag technique.His team was Dorm/Sent drones/Doom missles. He then proceeded to press forward H while calling assists and lagging. My team has no teleports so in lag with so much on the screen I just had to laugh. Of course he had the rage inducing tag.

For me its when i score an air combo but afterwards the fire bottle doesn’t come out for the OTG. Robbing me of all the damage i would have done otherwise.

Edit:Also the other day i ran into a player who used a team with all Black outfits and picked the NIGHT stage! lol mindgamez. When we both X-factored i honestly couldn’t tell who the hell my character was! Just two red outlines on a black background haha.

I recently picked up Hulk (don’t judge… he goes well with Arthur :confused: ) and the dumbest thing of all time happened. I fight this guy using point She-Hulk and notice that she’s running into every Jam Session I throw out. So, I start using H Gamma Wave and, by god, he actually RQ’s when She-Hulk reaches* half health*. So I message him:

“Awwww, is the wittle baby scared of projectiles?” (Yeah, I was a bit pissed at him when I wrote this)
“umvc is crap compared to street fighter and projectiles are for bad kids”
[LEFT]WTF?[/LEFT]
“Ummmm… do you even play Street Fighter? I remember seeing a lot of Ryu, Guile, Akuma, and Sagat players.”
“as i said, projectiles are for bad kids”
“Go play Tekken, then.”
“k ;)”

XBL top 5:
[LIST=1]
[]Spencer
[
]Vergil
[]Captain America
[
]Wesker
[*]Hulk
[/LIST]

Keeping my ground with my wright team against a good player then quitting to find a player in player match that sucks and lose 3 games badly while he teabags and taunts :confused:

Did he use any of the top 5? They always do…

fixed

I played someone who had a flawless connection (and was completely destroying him) until his Anchor Vergil got touched, and then it would lag so bad I couldn’t do ABCS combos. It happened 4 times, and whenever he got a hit with Vergil, the connection would be flawless. When he won by Lagswitch, I ragequitted for like the first time ever, and then sent him a message calling him out on lagswitching, to which he basically said, “Lol, lag is apart of online.”

Don’t you guys just love the quality of online players?

Dante isn’t that good online lol. Random lag spikes rape him so hard.

I disagree mainly his basic BnB is easy even with lag. Adding to this lagy teleport hammer gets even the best of us from time to time. Also lots of people play him online…

They really should have put Namor and “the fish man” (Darkstalkers) in this game, with all the underwater stages and al…

Oh wait, that’s lag. Never mind.

I play C.Viper online. Its like self-abuse.

I hate to play herp derp chracters, though… I’d rather lose with Viper than win with Cap.

Oh yeah…

1.Beat new guy 20 times in a row.

2.“Hey I guess he’s new and he’s obviously trying very hard, I’ll pick a team I don’t play with to let him work technique”.

  1. Lose

  2. Watch as the ungrateful bastard taunts and teabags after I beat him 20 times in a row then pick a team I don’t play with out of compassion.

Some people are arrogant and ungrateful.

My eyes hurt every time I see a Morrigan just spamming raw soul fist without flight cancels or even jumping. THAT IS NOT HOW YOU PLAY ZONING MORRIGAN DAMMIT!