Fixed.
When I pick Poppy in a solo queue and perform my role in team fights perfectly, blowing up their kog’maw in literally one combo, and my team still has the capacity to get completely rocked…it makes me want to stop playing this game. :sad:
That is why I’ve been playing the game a lot less lately. I’m not the best player by any means but when I drop my stun on the squishiest target on the entire team and people start chasing Mordekaiser or Vladimir or Garen, or any other high HP/Survivability champ or all of them at the same time while ignoring the one that would die if someone just bothered to breath on them I die a little inside.
Then I decide to play a squishy AP character and get blown up immediately by all 5 members of the other team anytime I pop into a team fight even if I’m the last one in position they’ll all drop what they are doing and zone me out or kill me immediately.
So then I play a jungler and everyone on the opposite team wards our buffs and dragon and makes it a point to harass me at every opportunity and I can’t even get my team to help me take blue early on or buy at least one ward between the lot of them.
And then I’m like I’ll just play a tank …and then I hate life all over again because 1. I’ll admit I’m a horrible tank and 2. It is always the same 10 minute argument about how I should initiate more every time the psycho Jax or Xin dives into a 5 man team fight on top of the other teams tower and when I do finally initiate the Jax decides that is the time he’s going to get red buff and our Sona is going to go help him while whatever other members we have run off to jungle,buy, or kill creeps in top lane.
shakes and rocks back and forth I’m not angry, I’m not angry, I’m not angry, I’m not angry, I’m not angry.
Lol, I just haven’t played much because this week has been very very busy for me, all my time has gone to hanging with the gf and cataclysm lol.
But I’m still wreaking left and right with jungle eve
:mad:
So I decided to play Cho’Gath for the first time in a looooong time.
Flash+Ghost, mobility is needed most for this guy, flash especially for rape Feasts under their tower. Just went 9/3/13 and 4 of those were tower dive Flash in Feast FTMFW.
I dont know what the range on Feast is… but once the cast starts, I think it goes off.
Cause I was ghost chasing a Morde down and I hit R. About 5 seconds later I stop chasing and my cast goes off. Morde is about a TF autoattack distance away, still ate him.
I used a 3/21/6 mastery build with last 2 points in mana… prolly will change that shit up but use same basic build… Might try a 9/21/0 for that sorc penetration thingamajig in offense tree.
I used MP5 per lvl blue runes.
Cooldown quints.
And some crappy other yellow runes like armor. Dont recommend them.
And some stupid red runes like armor too. These either.
But I have crappy runes, whatev.
I usually get Scream first, and max it first.
Rupture second, maxed second.
Vorpal Spikes third, and maxed last.
Always priority on Feast, cause NOM NOM NOM.
Scream is fucking win. Does fucking awesome damage, better harassment and farming tool then Rupture.
Doran’s Ring+Heal pot.
Followed by Merc treads.
Rod of ages, or Banshee’s veil.
then Deathfiregrasp or some other tanky shit.
Depending on going for offensive or defensive.
Deathfiregrasp is hella big win.
I was at 50% and a Trundle runs up at me out of the jungle, I just stand my ground for 2 auto attacks, then facerolled him. 1QWR.
Should have screenshotted the rage.
I like any lane for Cho. Solo mid is good. Solo side. Or double side, all good.
I think it’s a Solo Queue rule that the other team is generally better than yours. There are the rare occasions where this is not so, but it’s the case more often than not.
Standard lol unkillable asshole tank Cho is Doran’s Ring, lv1 boots, catalyst, merc treads, frozen armor, banshee’s, etc… If you are going AP, you should either do RoA, Rylai’s (procs on autoattacks for the lulz), Zhonya’s, or just rush Zhonya’s. DFG isn’t bad, but it feels really weird on Cho. The thing that makes AP Cho so ridiculous is his AoE spam, so you want to focus on making that more annoying.
You should always have a solo lane as Cho. He shits on other solo champs and he can farm like no other. Ideally, you want to lane against a squishy carry type character. If need be, switch with someone to get that sort of matchup. Cho vs. carry is a joke. Lane Cho is a waste of a character slot, since he just steals all his partner’s last hits or is behind on farm.
Another great thing about lanning Cho is his passive. If the other dude is pushing to your tower you can eat some damage from creeps and recover it back after last hitting them. That way your tower doesn’t steal your gold. Scream is great as a poking/harras tool too.
Been doing strait up tank for a while but after messing with AP it’s just so crazy. Of course it depends on the team, I’ll go strait tank if I am the only one who can do it.
On the subject of jungle eve:
Look again, Evelynn is now DIAMONDS! - League of Legends Community
Works AMAZINGLY, except with QEW and your jungle path should be wraiths > golems > kill a mini-lizard at golem before dying to it. revive, take out golem, hit level 3, put a point into stealth, go gank a lane with your overpowered HP boost from revive. Went legendary in the first game I tried this with - I highly recommend having a full rune page before attempting this.
=/ fuck me, now everyone is gonna be picking jungle eve. . . bleh, i’ll just stick to cataclysm now thanks.
fucking flavor of the month now. Just lost all my interest in playing her, expect to see her banned or picked every single game.
Why hello there worgen priest. Lets get you to 85.
EDIT: It also blows because starting at wraiths was the best way because there was no fear of ganks, now everyone is gonna be starting there. FML.
Double Edit of sadness:
profound sadness
:mad:
Weird? Its like having 2 Feasts! Nothing like Q Flash W DFG R.
That shit just kills a squish right under his tower like it was nothing.
Granted its not really an optimal build choice.
Its more for just pure rape and embarrassment.
Oh yeah, my lol screen name is the same (isomorphicring). Even though I’m level 30…still need to improve.
I main Nidalee, Janna
secondary characters: Twisted Fate (need work on him), Xin Zhao, Akali. Will get malphite, once I actually get enough points so I can actually practice with a tank.
ayo, i’m looking to put some people together to farm some easy IP one of these days. i don’t care what character you play just don’t feed. because when you feed, i inevitably feed too.
ig = the mighty raeli
i have no idea why i feel the urge to finish my runesets so bad, but i figure if i do then that’s one less thing to worry about before getting the champs i like before i play ranked. 
if you ever think eve is going to be fotm, i’m sorry but you’re mistaken.
fotm champions all have one thing- massive payoffs for little to no skill in the hands of the player (Locket Sona, Locket/Visage Gragas, Malphite in general, etc.) and they all have the ability to carry a game with a less than ideal team comp. You can’t really do that with Evelynn, no matter how good your build is.
3 games, 3 gg’s at 25 minutes. Honestly, what’s the point?
y u so mad?
imo.
I’m level 30 and have my runepages pretty much set, and own almost all the champs in the game now, but I wouldn’t mind running games with people from Shoryuken. I have a vent we could use, too, if no one else does.
I need my own 5v5 premade team.
we’ll be called team “MSP” - “Mad, Salty and Pissed”
qualifications for team membership will be saying “Yes I’m fucking furious” whenever Lothar asks that damn question.
Cuz I want my hour and twenty five minutes back. Ya jerk
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