Lindsay lohan jailed for 90 days, how many days do you think she will serve?

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a little birdy told me a story about how she came home from partying one night, and flipped her toilet seat down, and put a big ring of blow around the seat, then snorted it all in one go

she’s such a trooper. I wonder if Jude Law is still fucking her

edit: anybody seen the “fuck you” she wrote to the judge on her fingernails???

thats contempt of court…its highly likely she is gonna be serving MORE than just 90 days in jail, time to change the poll lol

edit #2: oh yeah, and she hasn’t been drinking or technically doing drugs all month…she just exploited a loophole and has been taking a prescribed painkiller called Dilaudid ? an extremely powerful painkiller ? often compared to morphine ? and even heroin.

she’s like 4 months from blowing dudes for spare change, painting the insides of paper bags then huffing the fumes, or melting vinyl records to get high

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hahahha stick it to that bitch

I voted for 1 day by the way

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Real punishment…tie her up spread eagle at Evo/
Make it legal to tape my amigos smashin on tivo/
A line of coke a foot away she take it up the ass like Steve-O/
When everyones serviced - laugh when she sniffs the placebo/4 - Unreall

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1/10, and that 1 was for the effort.

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The judge was laying down the law on her. Since she’s both a female and celebrity there’s no way she is serving the full sentence.

She deserved what she got imo: [media=youtube]tOMMXnJDunI[/media]

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Actually, I hope it turns into a lesbo scene. I had the hots for the Beakman’s world chick baaaad back in the day. Thanks. :tup:

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Dilaudid is not like heroin. That’s just sensational bullshit.

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And unlike Heroin, it’s withdrawal symptoms CAN actually be fatal like most pills in that category. Pills of that nature and alcohol are the only actual drugs that can kill you when you STOP doing them.

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bitch cant act all she does is get wasted and screw random dudes. let the ho rot in a jail cell
btw ur missin the “i dont give a fuck” option on the poll. this is SRK. get wit the times

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she better hope she wins an oscar for her role in Machete

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I was in the gym earlier watching tv and it was on the tv that she was complaining about it on twitter, specifically “It is clearly stated in Article 5 of the U.N. Universal Declaration of Human Rights that…, “No one shall be subjected to torture or to cruel, inhuman or degrading treatment or punishment.”” Bitch is fucking stupid and complaining when she only has herself to blame. She is a fucking idiot. Celebrities are really funny to me, they have all this money and fame and just fuck it up because they don’t have discipline. Not that I care much about her, I’m not even a fan, but she could still catch the dick.

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you guys are making a bigger deal out of it than she is, tissues?

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/me puts on blonde wig:

LEAVE LINDSAY LOHAN ALONE!

LEAVE HER ALOOOONE!!!

:crybaby::crybaby::crybaby:

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Someone needs to make a Sf2 Game Over screen for Lohan, like we did for Paris.

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Actually it’s EXACTLY like heroin. It’s the exact same class of drug (opiate) and is about the same strength as heroin. It gives people the exact same high.

In that article she’s also taking adderall (speed) and ambien (probably to put her down at night for taking all the speed), and that’s on top of any recreational drugs and drinking she’s doing. I’m doubting she’ll even make it to prison alive.

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Watch her start doing synthetic opiates especially fentanyl derivatives that are 10,000 times stronger than heroin.

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I’m not trying to taunt the dead, but it sounds like hte second coming of Brittany Murphy to me…

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You guys are dumb. Paris hilton just went in for a lesser charge than lindsey. Lindsey violated probation, take it from someone whos on probation. They dont give a fuck who you are you will serve time if you violate probation. Now maybe she can get out on good behavior or someone bribes the fuck outa the judge to let her go. She better become a pornstar <3 lol.

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people actually watched Brit’s movies