I am surprised that you didnt kiss a guy in your underwear this time.
thread of the year.
do the gargoyle.
Funny story actually. After we got done doin it, we all went downstairs and the two girls were like “hey, you two should make out”, pointing to my friend and I. I was like “well, what do we get in return?” and they were like "we’ll make out and do all sorts of shit"
It took a little while cuz we didn’t know if the girls were really trolling us or not, but I told them to make out first and then we’ll do it.
They started makin out while my friend and I just watched, we just laughed for a bit and when they were done, they were like "all right, your guyses turn"
My friend and I are like "…yeah, that’s pretty fuckin gay, but watchin you guys make out was pretty cool though"
lol, they got pissed but whatever
Seriously, I don’t even know where the hell the name came from, but it sounds hilarious
Yeah, forget that you were completely digging having some filipino guy jack off with his brown eye laser pointed directly at you while coaching you on how to have sexy time.
Kissing IS pretty fucking gay though.
The fact that he tried to sniff your butthole, and you didn’t fart in his face, makes this entire endeavor a failure.
o_O Filipino American pie???
i did this with my left hand
http://i28.lulzimg.com/7fd2213f5b.gif
question for reference: when balancing, is the left arm behind the left leg or in front of it?
You act as if his farts don’t already smell like mango flavored lube.
Here’s my stab at a MagnetiX story …
*So the other day me and my friend were sitting in my living room waiting for some girls to come over. We put on some porn and masturbated through the holes we cut in our pockets. I insist on this because my friend’s dick is bigger than mine (which I know because we sometimes play piano with our boners), and I don’t want to feel embarrassed while jerking off on the same couch. *
So anyway, these random girls come over and just start taking their tops off. But then one of them looks up and sees my friend’s little brother. He’s wrapped legs around a blade of the ceiling fan and is just hanging upside down, naked, spinning super fast in a circle and jacking off. We call this “The Cyclone.”
*So I was like “Wtf?” and his brother was like “Quit being so gay”, but he wouldn’t get down. So the girls started saying they wanted to have sex, but first they wanted to see us do something first. We were both like “No way!” but they said we had to do something with each other first or we couldn’t have sex with them. So we 69’d on the couch for 2 hours, but then the girls didn’t even wanna have sex! So we kicked them out of the house and finished each other off, while his little brother was spinning around, upside down, asking us all the questions about our techniques. So I was like “STFU! You’re being so annoying.” LOL, he was being so gay. *
*Don’t you hate it when that happens? *
You’re getting old. The old Magnetix could have sneaked in “and then our dicks touched” within the first couple sentences.
OG trolls falling and the new generation can’t step up.
Well see, my philosophy is: as long as dicks don’t end up touching, it’s not gay. Plus, I’m already doing the deed of bangin a girl, so having something slightly gay balances nature out, I guess.
See, I COULD have done that, but my posts are all real talk! I can’t be adding stuff that’s pure imagination or fantasy. I mean, yeah we do compare weiners and everything but lightsabers never cross paths.
I lol’ed at “the Cyclone”.
Oh man, I should have actually added that part. There was a bit a little while later when the girl and I went back upstairs to finish the business and the little brother came in about midway through. The girl and I had the sheets over us and like, he sat down at the foot of the bed, finishing up a cigarette and then went near my foot, opened up the covers and went inside head first and started laughing and was like "come on, lemme smell your asshole"
I seriously died laughing and lost my boner for a good five minutes
Kinda, but we don’t get all stupid and someone ends up with a dick up their ass…well, not this time around (it was a chick that got a dick in her ass btw, just puttin that out there)
Good MS painting Shaft. The left arm was behind the leg since the table wasn’t really that big, so putting it in the front wouldn’t have given him much balance, but I think you can do it either way
I dunno…
The fact that people are responding to this thread with what appear to be genuinely serious posts, directed at Magnetix and the topic at hand, is taking the trolling to a whole new level.
Magnetix is stayin’ fresh by proxy.
The amount of gay that Mags post will never surpass the sheer amount of circle jerkery that GD has been capable of over the last 4 years.
And that’s with TheWallofTheDamned running cock block for half of every other page. 
GD is the best. I’d gargoyle in front of a crowd to keep it alive.
While they all skeeted on you now doubt.
Business as usual.
Just another day, on SRK’s general discussion.
I saw who posted it, got myself ready, read the OP and you still surprised me. I bow to you good sir.
-Starhammer-
I would pay some serious money to see this. Evo2k12, let’s make it happen!
“Nigga, you gay.”