You’re getting old. The old Magnetix could have sneaked in “and then our dicks touched” within the first couple sentences.
OG trolls falling and the new generation can’t step up.
Well see, my philosophy is: as long as dicks don’t end up touching, it’s not gay. Plus, I’m already doing the deed of bangin a girl, so having something slightly gay balances nature out, I guess.
See, I COULD have done that, but my posts are all real talk! I can’t be adding stuff that’s pure imagination or fantasy. I mean, yeah we do compare weiners and everything but lightsabers never cross paths.
I lol’ed at “the Cyclone”.
Oh man, I should have actually added that part. There was a bit a little while later when the girl and I went back upstairs to finish the business and the little brother came in about midway through. The girl and I had the sheets over us and like, he sat down at the foot of the bed, finishing up a cigarette and then went near my foot, opened up the covers and went inside head first and started laughing and was like "come on, lemme smell your asshole"
I seriously died laughing and lost my boner for a good five minutes
Kinda, but we don’t get all stupid and someone ends up with a dick up their ass…well, not this time around (it was a chick that got a dick in her ass btw, just puttin that out there)
Good MS painting Shaft. The left arm was behind the leg since the table wasn’t really that big, so putting it in the front wouldn’t have given him much balance, but I think you can do it either way
I dunno…
The fact that people are responding to this thread with what appear to be genuinely serious posts, directed at Magnetix and the topic at hand, is taking the trolling to a whole new level.
Magnetix is stayin’ fresh by proxy.
The amount of gay that Mags post will never surpass the sheer amount of circle jerkery that GD has been capable of over the last 4 years.
And that’s with TheWallofTheDamned running cock block for half of every other page. 
GD is the best. I’d gargoyle in front of a crowd to keep it alive.
While they all skeeted on you now doubt.
Business as usual.
Just another day, on SRK’s general discussion.
I saw who posted it, got myself ready, read the OP and you still surprised me. I bow to you good sir.
-Starhammer-
I would pay some serious money to see this. Evo2k12, let’s make it happen!
“Nigga, you gay.”
FUCKING LEGEND
BAKLA KILLAH 2K17: feat Rapper Viper
was seriously about to reply to OP until I realized how long ago this was posted
Wow. This happened. Again. 
:tup: