Let's Talk Beards - The Facial Hair Thread

I saw her fuzz too

SORRY! :eek:

lol, ever see a ‘fuzzy’ girl in a bathing suit?

I’d like to see you in a bathing suit, fuzzy or not :wink:

I haven’t left my house in 6 years

Nah for real though, I don’t generally ogle ppl @ the beach or whatever. It almost never leads to anything good.

If this hypothetical fuzzgirl WERE to rock a revealing swimming suit in a public area, I’d have to say that’s her call. I’m not gonna roll up and be like “Girl you need to shave yoself, GTFO my beach.”

On the flipside, I know females who do like beards. Some females see dudes without them as looking feminine.

Also many dudes that shave constantly end up with horrible skin.

Without my (close-cut, generally well-taken care of) beard, my svelte build would leave me looking like a lady. My facial fuzz is the only thing keeping me healthy and unraped

Got “Dude Looks Like A Lady” stuck in my head now. :coffee:

Easy there. You’re in a relationship with a girl and your beard.

Matriarch does your dude have a beard?

I’m more or less a lesbian…I’ve only had deep feelings for one guy. Otherwise all I’ve dated are girls.

And that one guy didn’t have a beard, he was in the military and cleanly shaven.

Honestly I’m not too fond of body hair in general. If I had my way I’d have my eyebrows and the hair on my head. That’s it.

It’s more tolerable on girls, though! (And DaRabidDuckie)

I can look. If my girl was going to get mad at me looking at pictures of chicks on the internet she would have dumped me the first time she saw my google search history was 99% “random celeb nude”

Even more reason to look.

I have had a beard since I was about 15. I cannot imagine not having one. I usually have mine about 3+ inches in length, and sometimes I let it go a full 8 inches, and then I get asked to participate in Civil War reenactments and portray a confederate general.

I could never grow a beard, but never really thought anything of it.

One day I shaved just to see what it was like. Suddenly I started growing a super full beard.

Have you ever shaved before?

Some guys don’t do things for approval. I love my beard, that’s why I grow it.

I don’t understand the relationship approach of “do ___ for approval/attraction of gender ___”. Seems like a lie and a shitty foundation. Fortunately I grew a beard for myself. This repelled the ladies who dislike beards and attracted a very special one that adores the beard, whom I will love very dearly for the rest of my life (for more reasons than just the aforementioned though hahahahaha).

I bet if a girl grew her bush out and flaunted it, there will be someone out there who’ll want to comb that shit in adoration haha.

Either way, how many guys out there are in the position of being almost good enough to get laid save for their beard? I know my beard has a lot less to do with it than my smoking, drinking, video gaming, low income, and general nerdiness. All things I’m not gonna change just to get more pussy.

Fresh shave and trim, no more Chaotic Flame.

Redbeard

Spoiler

http://i.imgur.com/8qzb9.jpg

http://i.imgur.com/MMwvu.jpg

Damn, that looks real clean.
Going for something similar but without the mustache. I suck at trimming my mini-beard, so I got me a hair cut and had them do it for me.

Daaaamn, you got the true red. Good shit!

It’s a shame for they, lost their head. A careless man that can wind up dead…

haha I always feel some kinship with other people with true red beards