Late night at SRK, version 0, champion edition!

those fucking videos in the thread make me want to atleast give it a shot, looks sick just to fuck around.

Happy fourth of July in advance to all you Americans. Dad came back from the States with some goodies, and he’s going to send some of them to me.

I’m still broke though. ;_;

Random amusing link of the day: http://mirror.lerfjhax.com/www.eng.uwaterloo.ca/~gmilburn/ac/

They need to make the “it’s this member’s birthday” bannner thing bigger. Not one person wished me a happy birthday. How dare you, all of you late nighters!!!

On another note, I was thankful for the 4 day weekend we just had with me being in the military and all. I spent all 4 days in Hiroshima with my girlfriend. Thats her hometown so she showed me around and everything. I ate some pigs tounge. I wish she had told me that before I started eating. It wasn’t bad at all though. Hell, it was good as fuck. It tasted like strips of beef and was quite lean for the tounge of a pig. I also ate something called okonomiyaki (spelling like a motherfucker) which is supposed to be japanses style pizza. She disagreed that it should be called such and I agree with her. For one, my idea of another international style of pizza is a pizza with different or strange toppings. This thing which was quite good might I add was something different all together. It doesn’t look to good when you look at it, but once you bite in. Oh, words can not explain it’s wholesome goodness. So what’s in an okonomiyagi you ask? I’ll explain what it is from the ground up since that’s how it’s made. Crepes for the foundation, noodles, cabbage, shrimp, squid, tempura squid and a fried egg. All of this shit is grilled and then topped off with what I think is BBQ sauce and dried seaweed sprinkles. You can’t taste the seaweed for those of you about to complain since they were dehydrated. So they had more of a parsley like effect.

Unfortunately it rained all weekned pretty bad in Hiroshima. So I didn’t get out to see anything. We just stayed inside all day and did like rabbits do. She cooked, we layed around and then we’d go out for dinner at night. We’ll be going back for the next 4 day weekend I get so we can see the sights. It was raining so much that it got pretty flooded all over so that makes for a bad trip.

Oh, and my birthday present. Imagine a japanese girl with a 34ccup about 135lbs with curves in the right places wearing a french maid lingerie outfit that’s 2 sizes to small and long hair down to her ass telling you to do bad things to her with a terrible english accent and some japansese thrown in for effect.

Yes, it was a happy birthday for me. :party: :badboy:

July 2, OmNiExiZt transposes another 28 millennia.

ONEZ

Happy late birthday Omni! It’d be kind of cool if some kind of birthday tag popped up on the user’s posts, I rarely ever check the birthday header myself. If it makes you feel any better, I didn’t get a birthday thread either (and my birthday was really shitty this year anyway).

Christ man, you’re killing me. Seriously, honestly killing me. :sad: :sad:

Damn… I wish I could get a fucking birthday present like that!

Hehe. Once you find a record shop you’ll never stop buying records.

Vinyl = Black crack

Omni - what an interesting present! :wow:

And yes. DW5 is really fun, but I didn’t like how they took out all your body gaurds. :tdown: Even if they just stand there.

Play Battlefield 2 motherfuckers.

we need srk squad

Well I made it home on saturday folks…

Ive been pretty much been gettin high all day since i got back…

Anyways starhammer where is that city you live in again?..

I was watching some women’s basketball on TV yesterday, and I wonder if the announcers and commentators realize what they are saying… I mean, of course, it’s sports talk, but to a casual observer, if you take the lines out of context… Ok, hard to explain, but let me give an example:

“There she goes! Driving hard with deep penetration!”
“Yeah, they are definitely good at moving the ball around, luring them to come, and then take it hard and fast in the hole.”
“She’s coming again, fakes, stopped by the double team!”
“Her shot is stuffed!”
“They will need to come harder than that to score…”

It almost sounds like they are doing a play by play analysis on a porno.

I can’t be the only person thinking this.

Thanks for the Happy birthday all. On another note, I finally got my computer up and running after 2 weeks of downtime. This gives me a chance to finally catch up on naruto and play games once again. Oh yeah and to also download porn. Since you guys are late with the B-day, how about some rep as a present? :bgrin:

ONEZ

Yes, yes you are. If I didn’t know better, I’d think that you were deserving of the title of resident perv. I mean sure we’ve got million, but you just seem to out shine him in that department most times. :clap:

I can’t say that I’ve seen womens basketball lately, but my attention span is like that (snaps fingers). So whatever announcemnts are made for pretty much anything falls on deaf ears after about 5 min or so. Besides, enough of those girls aren’t hot enough for me to keep watching.

ONEZ

it’s Geismar. sorry I missed this earlier. I went out drinking the other night and pased out before getting back to the thread. however, I’m better now. :tup:

EDIT: oh yeah. who do I thank for the premium hook-up?

-Starhammer-

:tup:

Now get your ass into the premmy forums!

thanks. I’ll be heading there.

-Starhammer-

Man i’m so happy i get to stay up all night now…

The military was messin up what we had a few years back…

Anyways lets get back to old times…

Well I’m actually watching tv today…

And it’s going downhill…

Thankgod i really don’t watch tv…

The best thing i’ve seen is bobby browns reality show…

New episodes on tomorrow…

Heh. Always thought this too.

And there was a commercial for the NBA with Steve Kerr, and it had the song “Strokin’” which is a song about masturbation. Stever Kerr was saying something like “just strokin’” and showed people shooting from downtown.

I stroke it to the east
I stroke it to the west
I stroke it to the woman that I love the best!*

*Too bad the didn’t play the last line.

I didn’t give it to you, but I brought up your name for premie status. Here’s the thread:

http://shoryuken.com/forums/showthread.php?t=88697&page=2

Thanks. I intend to go on a pos-bombing spree to help share the wealth a little. Especially now that I can’t sleep, it’ll be that much easier to do. late night can get ready to feel the love.

-Starhammer-

YTMND introduced me to this classic. It sits on my computer in .mp3 form now for my listening pleasure.