Heh. Good to know you’re still doing well in the ol USN. Hopefully they will approve it and you’ll be good to go next week. What sucks is that you’re in a holding company. the few times I was in one, they were dicks about things leave, claiming that the didn’t know when you were going to transfer, so they couldn’t hand out leave.
Funny thing with you and her being that close. Maybe you should take some leave right there. :badboy:
-Starhammer-
You all will never believe what I saw last night on TV at about 2:30 am!!! There was some kind of variety show on Japanese TV that I came across!!! There were these 2 girls dancing like 2 sistas stripping!!! I couldn’t believe my eyes!!! One was kind of chunky, but not fat chunky, more of an asian chunky. The kind of chunky where she has huge asian highschool girl legs and arms and an a big yet flat stomach. The kind of stomach where you can seem some pouch, but it’s flat overall without the sixpack effect. Anyway. These two girl were dancing to regage (sp?) music. Ass shaking, doing handstands and ass shaking, controlling individual cheeks and ass shaking and ass shaking while doing the splits. Aww man it was great. I don’t know who taught these girls to dance, but more of them should definitley take lessons on this sort of thing. I was more turned on watching that then porn for some reason. ASIAN WOMEN THAT CAN MOVE!!! THIS WAS UNHEARD OFF!!!
ONEZ
Good. Now Hyori Lee won’t have to be alone. :badboy: film please. 
-Starhammer-
I misunderstood what you just said, but this is what I’m thinking if I heard corectly. I’ve only seen pictures of her, but can she actually dance and shake her ass? Does this also mean that she won’t be the only japanese girl to do so now? Or, do you mean that she could use these girls as backup dancers for her videos because she doesn’t have any good ones?
ONEZ
I guess you guys never saw the “hollaback girl” video
What? you don’t know Hyori Lee? Korean chick? Fin.K.L? V420 phone commercial? In truth, she doesn’t have much ass, but she’s a great dancer. If you need it, I’ve got the phone vid if you want it. there’s probably more stuff online somewhere, but I don’t know where to find it right now.
-Starhammer-
Now come on Star, you know me better than that. The phone video has been on my desktop for months now. I didn’t know that that was here though or anyone famous for that matter. I guess I need to download some of her videos when my new mobo comes in hopefully today. I’ve gone 2 weeks with out my pc. Not being able to play RTS games is killing me. I’ve been playing more console games as of late though. That’s why you haven’t seen me online.
ONEZ
I’ve been doing a lot of console games here too. mostly Emulators, but that’s what’s working for me for the time being. DW5 is getting beat on every other day now, but I might have a job soon so I’ll be on it a little less.
Yep, the sheer goodness of her shaking it is one of God’s gifts to man. :tup:
-Starhammer-
So who is the chick to her left in the underwear? Surely that can’t be her, can it?
ONEZ
Sitting here cleaning my barracks room, because I’m having an inspection at 0730. Just found out earlier in the day, but I’m up late as fuck cleaning now cause I’m not tired and i’ve been on a wierd sleeping schedule due to the extreme heat from lack of AC in my room.
So I get a lot of email because of my site. Lots of it are from girls. Many include a picture. Quite a few are pretty damned hot (Jessica Chobot, anyone?) It would seem I have a decent number of fangirls…
…WHO ARE A WHOLE FUCKING OCEAN AWAY!!!11111one huff huff pant That does me no good.
Today’s email check revealed an email…from a porn star. (Savanna - know of her Ducky?) A porn star emailed me I emailed her back, and got a near instant response. She said she’d write more later, but couldn’t now because she was on set. …That’s just…brilliant.
I lead an interesting life I think.
If you’re talking about the Savanna that co-starred in Tera, Tera, Tera, then that’s cool. I would show a pic, but it may lead to bannination.
Az is an e-celebrity, and I’m posting in the same thread he’s posting in! This is too much for me…
haha its cool how a bunch of fanboys/girls all over the world treat him as a movie star but over here hes just one of the guys.
im still working on this paper that i was supposed to do last night… summer school :sad:
hey slide i was wondering, where are you going to be deployed anyways?
I thought Savannah the porn star was dead? Am I thinking about a different Savannah?
Came home tonight from the arcade to find that my car had been towed. 
Wow Az…wow.
what did she say exactly? How do these porn star creatures converse? I thought they were only capable of moans and crappy dirty talk.
Damn…I need international women recognition.
Azrael, I demand you put ATHANASY in big letters on your page.
If not, I’ll devote my life to saying some wise words that will impress you enough to get me on there.
Az, think of the children.
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I do, I do… PROPS, AZ. Some of my coworkers tell me about your site, and no one believes me when I tell them I know you. “Yeah, I knew him before he became really famous… he plays Street Fighter and that’s where all those gaijin smash and combo references came from. I even distributed nude pics of his bitch ex for him.” - “What the fuck ever, SGT Yu. Don’t lie.”
Nah. I haven’t found the name of that one yet. She’s from a japanese commercial called Choco party where she jumps up and down shaking her top half. The commercial was kinda funny in its own way, but the funny seems to have worn off for me.
-Starhammer-
I still maintain that e-celebrity is worthless unless it starts paying off in some way. It’s cool to have hot women emailing you, but until that translates into some action it’s ultimately meaningless.
Ducky, I could tell you the name of the next editorial or something, and then you could show it off to your co-workers before it gets posted. Though I think it’s just crazy that things are to the point where people are like “Stop lying, you don’t really post on the same MB as him!” I’m half tempted to just use the Tokyo story I posted in Shaft’s thread as the next editorial.
She does blow a lot of fake kisses.
She said she’s a girl with a lot of experience (Hi, my name is extreme understatement…) yet she still couldn’t figure out what the Octopus was. …That’s just outstanding.