LMAO@that story. Sounds like a good night out with the boys. You should get pics of the ugly chick to torture your friend with periodically. then again, my friends won’t have mercy on me for that either. I remember a number of chicks when I was in Korea who didn’t look all that bad, but it sounds like you didn’t have good luck. Well, better luck next time.
-Starhammer-
Ok, so there is this 4 day weekend coming up. I’m in charge and I either have to take one for the team or rape someone out of the 4 days off. I think I’m going to go with the rape. This girl that I work with was supposed to go to Thailand for 3 days but the mission got cancelled. Since she was supposed to go, she was given the previous day off which was Friday and she got Saturday and Sunday off too (3day weekend). With that being said, I should make her work the 4 day weekend coming up. She did after all say that she has to take someone elses weekend duty to make up for it. Or, I could be a good NCO (supervisor) and let the troops enjoy this 4 day weekend.
My boss will be coming back July 5th and I’m not quite sure how he operates yet. But if everything is covered, he shouldn’t have a problem with it. But then again, he might look down on me since he worked the last 4 day weekend as an I’m your boss and I want you lower ranking folks to enjoy that time off so why didn’t you do the same? Any advice for this one Starhammer?
P.S. There is 99.99 3/4% chance that I’ll be getting some pussy. Choose wisely.
ONEZ
wtf??? rape someone? jeeze, does it have to be that word?
glad to see Late Night is still thriving. Last week there I didn’t see it at all and figured it was deleted. Hope everyone’s night is going okay.
There is no delicate way to put taking a 4 day weekend away from someone. If I knew that I just lost mine, that’s how I’d feel. Or some variation of the word for that matter. Nothing quite describes bad shit happening to you quite like rape does.
ONEZ
Exactly your four day weekend in the military is not to be fucked with under any circumstances…
I think you should let them enjoy thier fourday…
If you were my supervisor i’d scratch your car up…
Tough call that one. I ended up choosing taking one for the team. mainly because I’m sure that most of your co-workers are probably first timers who have yet to get out and see what’s around in their new country. Of course, you deserve your free time like everyone else, so make sure to remember this when you do it. Next time, let someone else bite the bullet. It could be just the nice guy side of me talking, but it’s the decision I would go with. If they don’t bother showing any gratitude, YOu now what to do next time.
Bring the RAPE!!!
-Starhammer-
Part of being an NCO is sacrifice… I catch a lot of shit and work a lot to cover my soldiers and make sure they have their off time, since they did the same for me when I was a junior soldier. Deal with it… everytime I’ve done it so far, the junior soldiers have given me the time back by covering shop for me and letting me go early when there is nothing that I’m needed for at work.
I just saw Lil’ Jon come out of a TV and eat Fruity Pebbles out of his pimp goblet and spit some at Andy Milonakis. Probably the only funny part of this show, unfortunately.
EDIT: Biz Markie just showed up as a Rap Fairy. I stand corrected. 
Well, perhaps I should give you a rundown of the candidates.
E-6 My boss, the hard ass: He can be a nice guy sometimes. But a majority of the time he’s all hoorah airforce which is something I am not.
E-5 Me: The NCO that everybody loves right now. Since my boss is on leave. I have the right to make commnad decesions. I’ve been giving time off left and right. Also staying late everyday to make sure IT gets done.
E-4 #1: This guy is shit hot. Knows more about the job then me. I’m still learning but he’s the go to guy. We have an unwritten rule in the airforce. If it’s your birthday, then you get the day off simple as that. He’s currently on a 3 day weekend right now because of that.
E-4 #2: Still fairly new to the game. Been here for about a 2 months and is doing well. Hasn’t been put through the grinder yet. But that time is yet to come. About to go on leave for about 30 days so it just wouldn’t be right.
E-4 #3: Ahhh, what can I say. Can be a complete bonehead sometimes. This guy left a box of Gortex’s in the back of a van unlocked and unattended. Does make the smartest choices, but tries to get the job done. Just worked this past weekend, so I can’t do that to him. But is trying to use the comp day from weekend duty to make a 5 day weekend. A definate no no.
E-4 #4: Not :nunchuck: the worst person in the world. Has attitude most times and tells you what they aren’t going to do. This is the one that the mission got cancelled on and will probably be working this weekend.
Now, with this new found info, how does this influence your decesions?
ONEZ
Sup SRK late night…
First off let me say Slide, that story was damn funny. Props for doin your thing but your friend… seriously WTF? I would never pay for sex. EVER. I don’t care how desperate I am, it will never come to that.
Got me some old school Wu-Tang. That’s right, I’m talking 36 Chambers. Bumpin that shit right now and it’s definately hittin the spot.
Ain’t really doin too much, went to a party last night. Just chilled and had a fun time. Oh yeah, also saw Land of the Dead. Damn good movie if I say so myself.
Out.
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We all pay for sex, it’s just a matter of how direct/indirect it is.
Oh! I totally read your post wrong…I saw
whoops! my bad. I knew something about that wasn’t right.
Well, yes. Nothing is technically “free”. But I’ll never understand paying for a prostitute. Of course, I don’t have to b/c I won’t ever be doing that.
Well, it’s simple. Guy wants to get his rocks off…he can try going to a club, put on the nice clothes and whatever, try to find a likely target, and if he’s smooth enough, he’ll get her to come home with him. Ideally she’d wake up in the morning and leave, but she may try to drag things out into that “this wasn’t just a fuck, you’re genuinely interested in me right?” nonsense that can drag on for a few weeks.
Or he can go see a whore, pay for what he wants, leave, and that’s it. That’s the end.
Protect Ya Neck
Clan in the Front
Shame on a Nigga
Bring the Ruckus
^I like those tracks the most.
It’s pretty easy to understand… you know what you are getting for your money. There is no beating around the bush (no pun intended) when it comes to paying for sex… you pay, you hit it, you go. No pillow talk, no dinner, no movies, no random BS.
RoXie your avatar is good stuff =P
Sup l8 nighterz. . . Well finally I got my leave chit put in today so I’m hoping that next week I’ll be flying home, especially because I’ve already bought the plane ticket!! I hope everybody is doing good and having a little fun here and there. I kinda spoke to this Marine girl who is stuck in holding company with me today, and I also ran into her at the NEX. She didn’t have enough money for groceries and she was putting them back when I walked up. I paid for some of it and we were talking. Turns out she is from the VERY NEXT town in Alabama as me! Hah! We couldn’t believe it!
…fate perhaps? =D
I had considered paying a few times myself. But the more I thought about it, the more wrong it seemed. Besides, I’m going to want some more of that later without the price tag. At least with a GF, you have a false since of security that she’s only sleeping with you. I’ve had friends that payed for it at various times, but I just never got into that. As a matter of fact, when I was in Korea, that was the sole purpose of going out that night. It was 5/6 of us got laid, me being the not getting laid one because I wasnt going to pay for it.
I often thought like that myself though. Why not just pay for it and get it overwith. But I’ve learned a horible truth about myself. I need some kind of connection before sex. Have any of you seen the movie “Monsters Ball”? You know the scene where billy bob or his son payed that one prostitute and had sex with her? Well that’s what I sort of see it as. You go in, pay, she bends over, you have at it and then leave. Like I said, something just seems wrong about that.
ONEZ
^^…
lol…
Monster’s Ball… The Greatest and Best Movie of All time…
I mean Puffy’s acting is so…
so Real…
At Least Mos Def made his character believable…
Hell he shoulda won the oscar instead of halle…