That’ll work for me. Thanks.
Tonight’s rant:
Well, I’m glad tomorrow is my last day working there. Just too much work and not enough pay IMO. gonna take a few months off to rest while working on stuff around the house, then it’s back into the work world. As I told them, It’s been swell, but the swelling’s gone down.
-Starhammer-
I’m talking about the civilian instructors, that teach the languages. Not fellow soldiers.
BTW, that’s alot of money to play with, you damn right i’d be jealous.
They make mad bank, man… if you get good enough in Farsi, maybe you should try and become an instructor after your enlistment… reup? You crazy… Reup? You outta yo mind… It’s definitely a good job lead.
They wouldnt have me being an instructor. Only natives to the country of insert language are instructors there. Koreans for Korean, Iranians for Farsi, etc.
If anything, if I get better in speaking Farsi, i could do advertising in Los Angelos or other parts of this country that have large Iranian population. Or work another govt. job with uses for this language, making SERIOUS DUCKETTES
…Hey Heeey Captain Jack 
I want to be a pornstar. I had a stage name in mind, but I came up with another name and my heart is divided. Jack Piston or Jimmy Wang?
Jack Piston. Wang’s too ethnic. They’d probably pigeonhole you into movies like “ZEN ASIAN MEN GENTLY FUCK WHITE WHORES” or something like that. Jack Piston…you’ve got that powerful piston imagery going on, that’s good shit.
Jack Piston.
I like Jack Piston a lot, but everyone said Jimmy Wang would be good since I have a lot of Asian features and I could whore out that image - but I liked Jack Piston so much more.
Then what about… Piston Wang?
Anyway, i might end up chillin in the barracks this saturday nite.
Also, yo wtf did they do to Cookie Crisp? First they take away the robber and just have the freakin dog, now the dog is gone and it’s some WOLF
EDIT: dammit haha
Holy shit, I didn't even know about the dog being replaced by a wolf. The wolf's still named Chip. WTF? At least change his name or something.
Man, I still remember this commercial:
http://www.x-entertainment.com/downloads/commercials/cookie.html
Good times.
That’s MAD old skool.
Yo, is it just me, or does Cookie Crisp taste different now than it used to? I couldn't help buying a box after you mentioned the wolf thing.
Yeah, it most definintly tastes wierd. It’s nothing like it used to be back in the days with the crook. But it’s aight. Everytime they get some new mascot, the flavor changes up.
EDIT: OH SHIT Roxie dont’ laugh at me, but my mp3 player just crapped out.
I happened to actually have a box in my house. I know it’s weird, but I think a taste a tiny hint of Banana in the new cereal. 
I was flabbergasted when OM mentioned it.
Banana? I know it tastes weird compared to the old formula, but I don't know where the banana flavor would come from.
Haha, I think I'm the only person in the world who doesn't like Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Haha i didnt taste a banana flavor in that either.
And you don’t like Cinnamon Toast Crunch?
Yeah that’s minority right there.
Remember those cereals Sprinkle Spangles and Hidden Treasures? Those were unfairly good.
I know it’s messed up. Maybe these are just stale and adds to my retardation.
But it’s not like a huge hint, but it just has that banana zing taste to it somehow.
Holy shit, your cereal must be way past expired. Better check the expiration date. None of the chemicals they put in that stuff is meant to remotely taste like bananas.
Hidden Treasures was ridiculous. I remember eating a whole box of that stuff in a couple of days because I made it my breakfast, lunch, and dinner. It's a shame it didn't last very long.
Sprinkle Spangles was good too, but it was out around the same time as Hidden Treasures, so it didn't get much time in my pantry.
Check this out:
http://cgi.ebay.com/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=10786&item=7159600809&rd=1&ssPageName=WDVW
That's fucking hot.
I remember Sprinkle Spangle. Those fucking stars cut up my mouth.
And I don’t like Cinnamon Toast Crunch (or cinnamon-anything, really) either.
Smart Start and Multi-Grain Cheerios for top tier!
The Pac-Man cereal owned them all for free.
Now that was delicious.