Kingdom Hearts *new thread link in OP*

General Discussion
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Another thing I just made note of.

Why, exactly, is Sephiroth a villian here? If I remember correctly, the first exchange between Seph and Sora went like this.

Seph: Sup.

Sora: Oh. You Seph? You know Cloud, right?

Seph: Yup. He still being a bitch?

Sora: Uh… yeah. He’s all emo now and he says it’s your fault.

Seph: LOL. Yo, you go back and tell Cloud to buck the fuck up and stop acting like a whiny bitch who can’t take account for his own life. Ain’t my fault he’s a pussy. …and, uh, give in to the darkness.

Sora: Oooookay…

Seph was all cool and shit too. Then when you meet him again, it’s really Sora & company that starts shit with him, isn’t it?

Seph: busts out Masamune Oh yeah, what’s your name?

Sora: MAN FUCK YOU I’LL RAPE YOU WITH MY KEYBLADE LET’S FUCKIN FIGHT RIGHT NOW!!!

Goofy: YEAH DON’T TAKE SHIT FROM THAT WIGGER SEPH SORA!!!

Seph: Alright, how bout I just beat you with my dick for five minutes and call it a day?

Donald: QFT!!!

Okay, see, the conversation went all wrong when Sora got all defensive when Seph asked for his name. Now, let’s see how that woulda played out if Sora kept it cool.

Seph: What’s your name?

Sora: Uh, Sora, Donald and Goofy.

Seph: Oh. Yo, you hungry? I was planning on getting some Wendy’s. Come with?

Sora: Alright, we’re cool.

Later, at Wendy’s

Seph: This Frosty’s bomb yo.

Sora: Aw yeah! I haven’t had a Kid’s Meal with a toy in it for like two years!

Seph: Huh?

Sora: Yeah, I shoulda gotten some toys from SANTA, OMG GUYS REMEMBER SANTA?! :slight_smile:

Goofy: A-hyuck!

Donald: Wahahahahaha~!

Seph: …You guys are gay.

You know, maybe they really were better off fighting.

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No way man, you know Seph would’ve just chilled with them regardless of there gayness because he is just that chill.

Eventually during the meal Cloud and his bitch posse ( Aeris, Yuffie, Tifa ) would come in…

Seph - Look over there, it’s that faggot cloud and his posse of vaginas.

Sora - What ? A Faggot ?

Goofy - Yeah ! What do you mean ! How can he be gay if he always has those three hoochies with him all the time ?

Seph - Man, Cloud used to be cool, mad cool, we used to fight dragons and shit, badass adventuring stuff. Then he got some new friends. Those 3 bitches, they changed him something fierce. They changed his spaces if ya get me. That nigga is gay as hell now.

Donald - WaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA !

Sora - So do you wanna fight him still ? I mean even I’ve got to 3rd base with Kairi and I am only 15.

Seph - Sure mang, you guys are weird as shit, but you guys are aight. Let’s fuck him up, I got the illest limit in the game son.

Sora - Noice.

403

Not necessarily…stick Sora in a room long enough with Namine and that’ll end in a similar manner. :rofl:

404

Blondes always have more fun:tup:

405

Why does it refuse to let me struggle setzer’s face in? It wil lonly let me fight hayner.

And Namine is a bad example since she is who she is.

406

YEAH, I can’t fight anybody but Hayner too.

And he still thinks he can win.

Air combo shows him otherwise.

407

Bowling Pin: again, you are my hero, and I really wish the forum would let me rep you again.

I, too, can only fight Hayner. I want to get Setzer in my journal dammit. (Not that I need to finish the journal for anything since I’m on Proud, but still…)

408

You have to beat Hayner 10 times, it will then give you the option of fighting Sezter, which you also have to beat 10 times in order to fight Seifer.

409

^ you = my hero. Thanks much! :china:

410

Im looking for treasures. Any tips? I only have TTown left and TWO BOXES!

make that one. I don’t really need help. Just frustrating as fuck.

Oh how many swings does it take for you guys to empty Hayner out? Me it take 4, 5 tops.

And Setzer has no life. What’s up with that?

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Glad I could help:tup:

Hmmm, looking for treasure? That’s tough; you said you are missing just one from Twlight Town, eh? Did you get the piece of orichalcum+ that requires you to hop on the top of the trolley in the area with the seven wonders? I think that was one of the last I found.
Remember that Twilight Town consists of The entire town, Yen Cid’s Tower, the train station, the part with the seven wonders, and the mansion; it’s pretty hefty.

412

Sometimes I feel like a cliche super-villain when I play Kingdom Hearts:

“I give you fucking idiots one simple task and you can’t do it?”

You know what I’m talking about.

I never found a good strategy for fighting the Berserkers in KH2; any suggestions?
The only thing I found that work was Master Form or Duck Flare. I couldn’t find anything practical.

413

^ Those guys are pricks. Parry the “glowing shockwave,” retaliate, swipe their blade, and use it to kill as many of them as possible.

414

Magnega + jumping combo vs. Bersekers.

And…I give up! I need ONE treasure box from Twilight Town, 4 rows down, 6 columns right. It’s a mythril shard or something and my roomate said he got it in the OTHER twilight town. He CAN’T be right. Can he?

415

Anyone seen the kingdom hearts dildo yet?
https://www.ms-shop.co.jp/shop/goods/goods.asp?goods=560300001
people are sick…

416

Well i found the two treasures in Land of Dragons. Now its just one fuckin box i need in Pooh bears world and im really beatin my head in tryin to find it.
Any help?

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Actually, I just thought of something for those of you looking for treasure chest:

In the Journal, treasure is listed geographically and in what order you have access to it. For example, the list isn’t randomly generated and if you go to the Journal, it tells you what was in each treasure chest you found. If you can remember a distinct one (say for example, a map which is in a larger, more distinct box) then you can cut out a significant portion of the map in searching. For example, in the list, if the box you are looking for is BEFORE a map chest, then you know that it is going to be found BEFORE you should have found the map chest. That is, locate the box with the treasure you know you found it in and search the areas BEFORE that area. I hope this isn’t too confusing; this really helped me when I was looking for all the treasure.

By the way, thanks for the tip specs and agmaster:tup:

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One of Rabbit’s pumpkins?

I think I almost overlooked that one.

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Stupid me the last chest was in Rabbit’s pumpkin garden but it was hidden pretty well considering it was out in the open and not in a corner.
By the way, whats a good place to level up the Final Form that will give me some hefty experience for it because i know you get experience for every nobody you destroy.

420

I’m pretty sure that’s a vibrator, not a dildo.