Keits All-Brawl Rules, Updated, skisonic Approved. Use these at items events

Then so shall I.

**I play with items a lot, when I’m looking to just fuck off. I have plenty of experience with items.

No shit sherlock. Learn to fucking read. I was quoting someone who said it was.

I don’t think that something that hits you = unfair. I think something that has a VERY high chance of hitting you, and KILLING you at whatever % is unfair. And watch how you word things, doing everything possible for the win should not be encouraged. Do you encourage me to punch you in the face while we’re brawling, so your character gets hit by my F-smash?

I do not feel threatened by this style of play whatsoever. I just find it beyond stupid to have tournaments based on it, and am expressing it. I have no problem with playing rules like this for fun; as a matter of fact I enjoy item acing my friends, but it doesn’t display skill. And aren’t tournaments made for seeing who’s best?

NO U**

If items take no skill and give the “less skilled” player unfairly overpowered outs to win then where are all the vids of you raping azen, ken, and m2k with star rod?

http://images.tastyteens.tv/post/20070607/naked_teen_on_the_beach.jpg

Yeah everyone but you. Learn to read it’s a skill that might help you look like less of a scrubby idiot though I wouldn’t hold my breathe.

Apparently you can’t handle being proven wrong beyond all doubt nor can you read. Like I already said but have to repeat because your scrubby dumbass can’t read if you’re going to claim items are luck based then prove it otherwise you’ll continue to embarrass yourself.

**Are you kidding me? Look at ANY items video, and you’ll see luck. And how was I proven wrong beyond all doubt?

You know what, I can feel my IQ dropping just by talking to you scrubs. I’m going back to SWF, where people actually KNOW what they’re talking about.**

:rofl: Wow, I missed one hell of a trolling by SWF’s finest.

Within the confines of the game, stupid. Real life brutality as an argument for what is acceptable in a video game? Seriously? Ultra troll.

Doing everything possible to win SHOULD be encouraged within the confines of a game’s rules. Video games have rules already, and they govern what is possible and what is not for you. Outside rules should only be added when necessary. This is the philosophy here.

And no, you have jack shit experience with items. You just admitted to only using them to screw around with friends. Play with them seriously for a few months then come back and chat.

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Just nit-picking your post. Obviously it’s not.

I have experience with items, fucktard. I use them when I screw around with my friends, which is more then 50% of the time I play, because most of my friends are noobs such as yourself and love items. While I may not play with them seriously, I know how to use each and every one to their full potential. You have no right to tell me I have no experience with something, as you have no fucking idea who I am and what I do.**

You use them when? You have no competitive experience with items, by your own admission, a 2nd time. Need more proof? You think its 100% luck and that dragoon and fan are broken. Durrrrh.

**What do you define as competitive experience? Going to tournaments? Then no, I don’t, because I don’t go to luck tournaments. If you consider it 1v1, then yes I do.

Or are you saying I don’t have competitive experience because I said I only use them when I screw around? Well I also only use Jigglypuff when I’m screwing around, and yet I’m still really good with her. You don’t need to practice shit all the time to be good with them.**

I thought you said you were going back to SWF. Why don’t you do that rather than continue to waste our time?

Someone with common sense and tact would have bowed out after politely being told he was pissing all over a thread where his argument is not relevant.

But hey, what can I say? I’m not worth his time, apparently. And to that I say he’s not really worth paying any further attention to either. Let’s just ignore him and go back to the direction of the discussion before this troll showed up.

I never played Falcon in melee, but in Brawl he is a lot of fun to play. He may lack priority as a whole but I think he makes up for it in speed. And especially certain unique levels of utility with items. He’s a monster with a sword/star rod in his hands, I’ll give him that.

It’s just a wonder of whether or not that one moment he shines is worth putting up with him the rest of the time :.

I recall Sakurai mentioning he still had some dissatisfaction with certain aspects of Brawl and wanted to perfect them, but wants it to be significant if he makes a new game. I think he has something up his sleeve, but who’s to say?

I’ve already put him on my ignore list and am about to report him to the mods for trolling. Hopefully, he gets banned with the quickness so that we can get on with our lives.

Tell you what, if I’m such a troll, then it’s troll time. And I’ll get your wish granted, as I’m gonna get myself banned.

That’s nice and childish. Oh well. Problem solved.
Keits: Do you know of any sort of data as far as which characters work best with which items? I know off the top of my head that Samus is really good with battering weapons, ESPECIALLY the Beam Sword. Other than that, though…? Also, is there any difference in the way characters throw items, or is it all generally the same?

I’m obviously not Keits, but I can verify that if there’s differences between the way items are thrown, they’re subtle.

And I’ll contribute that Fox, Shiek and Yoshi are the worst fan users in the game.

Bowser is actually pretty decent with sword type weapons believe it or not, he swings them just as fast as his regular attack (jab? not sure on smash terminology) and he’ll put out extra range on them. Unfortunately he gets hit by them easily too due to his speed.

Oh, wow. Didn’t see Bowser coming. And yes, it’s called a jab. Like I said, Samus is broken as shit with the Beam Sword. That actually has a lot to do with her brokeness in SSE. Give her the Weavel sticker and let her infinite enemies to death.

I don’t see why niggas gotta hate on the way someone wants to play their game.

Let Keits do his item thing.

He is holding shit down for the item front.

tosses you a tissue it’s ok man…it’s ok.

I can’t believe I missed the lols on this. Why was this guy assuming that your character isn’t moving constantly? That whole pokeball argument reeked of so much ass. Ok Ike throws the pokeball down in front of him and Metacross happens to come out…If the opponent knows that Ike has a pokeball he should be aware of the situation and come fuckin prepared for it. Metacross takes a small second to come out…you should be out of the way of that shit by then if you believe you’re in danger.

Anyway I find this so sad…I worked at gamestop like 2 days ago and this guy and this other dude with the MLG shirt on came in the store and I immediately was like ‘oh boy…here we go’. I knew immediately that these guys were no items, swf, FINAL DESTINATION!!! people. I basically let them both know that I knew about MLG and they were talking down on brawl talking about how it wasn’t fun and it was boring without their ‘sacred’ advanced techniques from melee. I wanted to try argue but I could that it wouldn’t go anywhere…plus I had better things to do with the store. I let him know I wasn’t going to jump into that though because I was way on the other side of the fence with Evo and SRK. The guy immediately says ‘Evo brawl was a joke’. :shake: Such close mindedness…I’m glad I jump into a debate with him.

In any case keep the boat sailin full speed capn Keits. Don’t let the SWF iceberg scrap the side and sink it with ignorance.