Kayo Police is a... guy

I hope the guys saying they’d still hit it realise that they’re gay regardless of whatever justification they try and give.

Which is cool obviously.

SRK is getting easier to troll.

i showed one of my lil bros this shit. he was surprised why people found it weird why a good viper player cant be a man. then i showed him the vid, showed him the chick. he couldnt believe it. dude is a super transformer, thats some dinobot combiner shit right there.

if i visit japan, ima watch out real good. if the bitch aint got no kid picks of hers when she was young, or shows the slightest adams apple im gone. i think most people would do her if they didnt know. shit i dont even like skinny bitches (not that i like fat bitches), but if you didnt know and shes willing 99,9% of you would do it.

also i got a funny story for yall. a friend of mine, a marocken whos from amsterdam had 2 funny encounters with the red light district. 1 time he wanted to fuck a nice looking “chick”, he payed and all but the chick didnt want to fuck him missionary. she wanted him to fuck “her” in the ass. he didnt trust it and turned the hoe around only to see a mini dick on the bitch. he knocked her out and robber her/him/it, than gtfo and escaped. the other time he was fucking another marrocken girl at the redlights. after fucking, they started talking. she had lived in belgium pryor to moving the amsterdam. he found out she was a niece after they fucked.

true stories, fucked up encounters. glad shit like this never happened to me. at least feel the pussy before you fuck it. and might want to do a bg check if shes from the same country as you. you never know.

if any of you didnt know kayo and she offered her ass to you. only her ass doggystyle. if youd do her and then find a dick and balls after you fucked (even the friend of mine was faked, getting hard over a mans ass), how would you react?

this is what to expect from a community full of children… niceee

This makes the “Pat Morita in drag…” quote even better.

I guess that’s SRK for you.

DBZ reference ftw

I’m still laughing about how butthurt people are from this

Fapping to a trap = losing your internet virginity

Welcome to manhood

The Epidemic doesn’t kid.

Welcome to the USA nigga.

Classic quote. I really believe it now

LOL! :rofl:

SRK loves everything Asian.

Didn’t Marn not too long ago, responding to comments about he and Justin’s weight, say something like, “if we were skinny, would you have sex with us?”

Looks like the joke’s on him, there are a number of posters here that would have sex with a skinny Asian male.

And now you’re thinking about having sex with Marn. And you thought this thread couldn’t get any worse.

All jokes aside though, how does Kayo having a penis effect you, specifically?
Show a little respect.

This happen to me once, i was at my wife’s homeland & i was surrounded by a bunch of bakla’s & 1 cute asian girl…I played this cute girl in Street Fighter EX plus Alpha…She beat me w/ her Guile, i felt a bit embarrass so decided to go to the bathroom & dry my tears…I notice she started to follow me & went in mens room too. I looked at her & she looked at me & smiled…Then she proceed to go to the urinal & pee standing up haha…I told this to my asian wife & she got jealous…

True Story

lol yep. She got my respect though.

i want choko blanka to be a man soooooooooooooooo bad

It’s kinda of messed up since if you think about it, the only reason anyone even knows about this person is because they pretended to be a girl. Niggas all, “Wow, she is so great at fighting games, plz marry me” and all the while this guy is just laughing at you inside. Bet he is glad they don’t do gender test otherwise he would still be a nobody and not a famous “girl” gamer. Kinda makes you wonder about how many actual female gamers got glossed over because of the attention he received.

Unless Kayo was their “girl” friend, I just don’t see why guys on SRK care so much. If anything, girls should care more because their role model, representing a good female SF player, no longer represents them.

Before the announcement: Kayo is a good Viper player.
After the announcement: Kayo is a good Viper player.

The only thing that changed is some people trolled themselves and are now mad.

This has completely ruined my day, tyvm

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(website NSFW)

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How the hell did he manage to hide it so well for so long?

I’d say the whole shock thing is probably just for fans of him as a model or something, otherwise its just a nice little story and a weird suprise.