Spoiler: something goes wrong, dinosaurs escape, chaos ensues.
yeah that movie lost me in so many places. T-Rex sneaking up on people, somehow a dude gets eaten and leaves a hand on a cargo hold button that is containing a T-Rex in there, Ian Malcolm suddenly has a fucking black gymnastic daughter that can do magic and dropkick raptors.
It should have ended the moment they started rounding up dinosaurs, as a cliff hanger.
I like The Lost World, both the book and movie, tho in this case the book is way better. Dunno how the movie could leave out my nigga Thorn.
Going to LA was pretty dumb tho. I like most everything on the Island tho.
Well many predators like T-Rex DID Ambush(Sneak-up) on their prey…
Come to think of it, in Lost World, how the hell did the T-Rex both eat everyone on the boat AND get stuck in the cargo hold?
more like HILARITY ensures!
I mentioned that earlier. That was like my biggest wtf moment of the movie. Dude who closed the cargo container was also in a tiny locked room, but was just a fucking arm. And Rex is still INSIDE THE CARGO
Actually there is like zero evidence that T-Rex was a hunter or even predator, and one of the longest paleontology debates is whether Rex was just a scavenger.
I’ve always felt IMO I enjoyed the first movie more than the first book (still really like it though), but I enjoyed the second book more than the second movie.
Here is a dramatization for you, after reading i’m sure it will make perfect sense.
Spoiler
There was a Raptor that snuck aboard. The T-rex wanted out when the Raptor approached it. Speaking in the native language of dinosaurs (French), the Raptor offered it a deal, don’t eat it and it will free the T-rex so it can search for it’s child. The raptor tricked the first mate into letting it out by promising him pirate gold and he took out the first mate, stealing his clothes and blending in seamlessly.
After getting the crew drunk it opened the cargo hold and let the t-rex out, who then proceeded to eat the entire crew, but got absolutely hammered off the alcohol still in the crew’s bodies. Drunk it stumbled back in the Cargo hold, knocking the doors shut on it’s way down. Realizing that the t-rex got carried away and ate the driver of the boat, the raptor tried to steer it, but Raptor’s can’t drive (that would be silly), so it crashed into the docks, quickly jumping off the back of the boat and swimming to shore in the panic. The impact of the crash woke up the t-rex, which as we know proceeded to attack San Diego, all the while nursing a massive hangover.
The raptor later moved to Montreal, taking the name Jacques, opening a novelty shop in the middle of the mall, and no he won’t validate your parking.
Simple really.
Lol so does that mean it should not do it in the movie? There’s WAY more things actually wrong with the Dinosaurs in all the movies besides minor shit like that. Plenty of other Tyrannosaurs did…predatory dinos too.
SJ: People probably tried to fuck with the T.Rex is my best guess…
i was a huge dinosaur nerd as a kid, i mean i was reading every dinosaur thing i could. one of my favorite books was about a utah raptor, i can’t remember the title but it was entertaining.
Movie dinosaurs are better than that bird shit discovered later on by tardbot Scientists, must be the same motherfuckers saying Pluto isn’t a Planet, fuck you Scientists stop ruining shit!
Pluto sucks.
The book at least explained better that Hammond’s kids were well schooled, and thus it isn’t as insane that an 8 year old girl knows fucking Unix scripting. I never liked how the book killed off Hammond though, I felt that was dumb as fuck. A HUUUUUUUUUUGE amount of shit got cut from the first movie though, or delayed. The T-Rex river rafting scene was pretty much good to go, and they even made more animatronic Triceratops’ for battles with other dinosaurs. And Compy’s and Pterodactyl’s were in at one point. Then everything got delayed or cut.
JP2 was a cluster fuck of plot holes and stupidity.
I just hope they have more dino vs dino fights. I wanted to see a whole flock of raptors take on a Rex, or see Stegosaurus and Triceratops taking on a predator.
was the book Raptor Red?
Utahraptor is a beast. Fucking largest raptor in the history of evolution, thing was almost twice the height of a human, weighs half a ton, fast as a mother fucker, had 2 foot long claws, 30+ feet long from nose to tail.
Fun dino fact: the Raptors in Jurassic Park weren’t actually velociraptors, contrary to what you were told. They were my personal favourite, Deinonychus. Real Velociraptors are only like 6 feet from nose to tail, and weigh like 30 pounds, and pretty much literally looked like giant chickens. And ate shit the size of a small pig.
I’d like to see you say that to Pluto’s face.
Fun Fact: Dinosaur fun facts you get off wikipedia to look like a smarty smart and shit on what people perceive to be Dinosaurs aren’t fun, those are called dick facts.
Every time I text that nigga to fight me IRL he dodges.
Yeah they gave Hammond’s novel death to one of the dudes in TLW. A pretty fucked up way to die really having a bunch of 3ft tall dinosaurs eat you alive. Novel Hammond is a douche though.
Only some dinosaurs had feathers. Pretty much the raptors. They have evidence that others didn’t have feathers (fossilized skin and such). Pluto isn’t a planet either.
Meh, I am a huge dino buff and my cousin is a paleontologist. If I wanted to amaze you with wikipedia dino info, how about the one that still lives:
Meh he’s not real =p
Raptor Red?
It was about hte life and times of a female UtahRaptor - her finding a mate, having a kid, losing the kid, finding her sister and protecting her family and kid - thinking of it as 1/4 her or something like that. Strike any memories?
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Not quite.
They were Velicoraptors in design, just not in size. Deinonychus was larger (VRs were only a few feet tall) than VRs at like 4 feet, but the ones in the movie were more like 6 feet tall…they were just completely fictional versions. The claws, stances, and neck between the two species are different.
But yeah real raptors were like chickens hahaha…that’s why they hunted in packs. Utahraptor said “Fuck this shit, I’m hongry” and would simply tag-team shit.
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