JTM Mock Writeup Assignment #1: MS Word Whispers

Backstory:

Once in a blue moon, over at some site no one knows about, I run a little writing game. The entrees write Mafia Writeups of different scenarios, and I and whomever else feels like judging these abominations get drunk and hurt people’s feelings. This time I figured why not invite whatever SRK’er wants to offend my eyes and even made it a competition!

(I’m kidding I love all your writeups I might be drunk tho)

How To Play:
Basically write a Mafia Writeup the best you can! I’ll give you a scenario and you turn it into Mafia Gold (or pull a Hecatom and say “I owe you a writeup.”) If you need examples of what a Mafia writeup looks like or want to read some of the past games I’ll link some here:

Scoring:
I usually score based on these points:

Impact: Am I gonna read your write up or skip to the results section?
Theme: Did you follow the theme? How well?
Length: How much work did you put into typing it. Not expecting an essay, but don’t want a paragraph if you know what I’m saiyan.
Grammear: du u wrte gud Engrish??!?! And how deep be thy lexicon?
Style: Do you keep it classy or get down and dirty? No matter, just make sure you go all out.

Bonus: A secret.

The other judges usually score however the hell they want, and god help you if Alpha rolls judge.

Anyway, come play!

Entrants:

Judges:

Bumping because these are fun as hell.

Fuzz didn’t do nuffin’!

I owe you a write up

Seesh, no one wants to write? We don’t mind if you’re new to this. Think of these things as practice.

@Hecatom I know you want to play.

But they will be only in spanish :coffee:

SRK Write-Ups: Telemundo Edition

That’s fine, I know a guy who can translate.

opens up Bablefish

I’ll give it a shot

FINALLY

@Hecatom Now you gotta join too.

Since SRK is dying JTM is officially adopting @Reiraku and playing the game over there.