Jesus liked a bit of the ole Judean sausage!

I was under the impression that one must begin in the Matrix before finding inner peace and spiritually sailing to The Undying Lands where Hugo’s greatest apostle Natalie Portman must surely live?
I’m sold on Hugo but I have reservations about her holiness. The pagan book of Prequel Trilogy also mentions Natalie Portman, are they the same person?

There is much speculation, given their similar physical appearances.

Doctrinal problems arise, however, given that, in the context of the pagan book of Prequel Trilogy, the great Not-a-virgin of Hugoism appears immaculate and pristine, in comparison to the Great Bearded Whore, who allegedly wrote the Trilogy text.

The Portman of Hugoism is ever cast in shades of promiscuity, as is the wont of Our Lord.

Thus, identification of the great Not-a-virgin with the Trilogy Portman is generally held as blasphemy, by Hugoists.

But let’s not forget his work in the Book of V, where he destroyed Parliament despite taking enough bullets to kill multiple elephants, and still proceeded to unleash a can of whoop-ass the size of Jupiter. He saved many that day.

We discussed this already. The latter 2 Matrix Scrolls are not to be trusted as they were written by a false prophet who needed money for a sex change.

For she was put on this Earth by Hugo to be the key to one’s salvation. Accept her into your life and Hugo will accept you.

It is never too late. But you must wait for the spirit of Smith to find you so he may make you one with him, and the Matrix.

This thread is horrible.

Horribly awesome.

Christians believe the God is 1 in 3 essences. The best way i can explain the trinity doctrine is the same way any theist believe in a person. Theists believe that a person is also of 3 essences: Mind, Body, and Spirit - these 3 essences make 1 person. Likewise, us Christians believe this of God to be of 3 essences.

There are no evidence of a Pre-Christ parallels, look up the refutations on Zeitgeist, you’ll find egyptologists, atheist historians, and other Academic authority refuting it. The Bible never said Jesus was born on Dec 25.

Matthew 24:34 - This generation shall not pass till all things be fulfilled.

The word generation is a mistranslation, in Greek, the word is “genea/genos” which means “Nation”, “Race”, Family, kin, People… Therefore it renders: This “race/family/nation” shall not pass till all things be fulfilled.

If you read before the part of the flood, you see something called “The Nephilim” which most believe to be Neanderthals. The flood was to destroy them.

Hmm… the catholic point of view towards this is based on John 3:16. Catholics believe that praying to saints is asking for prayer requests, the same way a regular Christian would ask his church members to pray for him. They believe that those saints are spiritually alive in Christ therefore still members of the Church. It is still wrong though, and i think it’s a bit to far and it resembles the divination known as Necromancy. I think The prayers to Mary and the Saints are actually rooted from Paganism like practices. You see, after Christianity was adopted by Rome, the main tactic in getting the new religion accepted was by merging pagan like stuff into the religion. The citizens of Greece, Rome, Egypt, and other countries where not used to praying to One God, much more if this one God was actually a Jewish man. It was a big culture change for them. So praying to saints, angels, and mary and creating a non-jew looking statues (Statues are actually prohibited in the Bible) of Jesus and the rest was a way to actually make it easier for a change.

Not bad dude. :slight_smile:

Catholics are Christian, and they should always be seen as that. Regardless of the Doctrine they have, they still believe in the general Christian belief which is the Trinity/Jesus, so eliminating them from Christianity due to disagreements in practices isn’t right. Catholics also recite the same things the first Christians in Palestine did. The sign of the Cross, the eating of the lords prayer in every worship day, etc… It was catholics who canonized our Bible too.

The very comprehension of faith precludes proof.
Webster’s-
Faith(1)
: firm belief in something for which there is no proof (2) : complete trust

There is no scientific or logical argument to be presented against a belief which is has no basis in proof.
There exists only one true expostulation against religion; education. Something not likely to be found in this thread.
Fun to read none the less. :razz:

I wonder where you got that definition of faith from, the next half of your post seems to be something of your own assumption. Wasn’t it the academics and evidence that convinced anti-theists such as CS Lewis to convert?

Yall just have to accept the polarity of this universe and thats all
fuck everything else

No.

It was the nigh insurmountable losses that Lewis incurred during WW2, coupled with the religious condolences dripping from his friend, J.R.R. Tolkien’s diehard Catholic tongue (not unlike a particular villainous Worm in Tolkien’s own books, ironically enough) that converted him.

Ultimately, it was his wanting, that converted him.

I agree.

Because, at both ends, of all polarities, you will find:

Our Lord Hugo.

[SPOILER=]And everywhere inbetween.[/SPOILER]

Really? That’s the first time I’ve ever heard of that. Weren’t the Nephilim giant in size?

Genesis 6:4 “There were giants in the earth in those days; and also after that, when the sons of God came in unto the daughters of men, and they bare children to them, the same became mighty men which were of old, men of renown.”

Neanderthals were shorter on average than modern humans…

Nephilim - they were the product of wayward Angels having their way with ‘da womens’. Angels were forbidden by God/yhwh to take part in carnel desires but the temptation for some were too great… A.K.A they had to get some ass… or die tryin. Since the Nephilim grew to many and i guess were an abomination in Gods/yhwh’s eyes… so the flood came. And wiped them off the face of the earth.

http://www.teklinepublishing.co.uk/art-nephilim2.htm

For real? You buy that shit? Neanderthals and Homo Sapiens existed contemporaneously for 100k+ years. Took Noah a long time to build that ark, huh?

That’s some Kent Hovind type shit right there…fuck that guy

All this bullshit over saints is borne of pure ignorance.

When a Catholic “prays” to a Saint, they are not “praying” to them in the sense that they are worshiping them. Sending your wishes to saints is twofold:

  1. Saints become saints by having miracles attributed to them. So you are basically asking them to repeat this, and…
  2. Saints are supposed to have “God’s grace” in them and are therefore, closer to God in a way and as such, you are asking the saints to better pass your wishes to God.

As for all the business about the Trinity, they’re really just three aspects to God. They function as a way to describe God in the same way tombstone would read “Loving Father, Caring Husband and Totally Chill Brother”.

And P. Gorath has no place here. He’s just trolling and you’re only encouraging him by responding. That would be like me going into the NBA thread and saying that Kobe is garbage because he’s not even playing a real sport.

Um… there where Nephilims after the flood. i.e. Goliath

I am highly offended that this thread is still up and wasn’t closed during the first page.

The rules of this forum are a joke. If you post a thread flaming or insulting a person or group, it gets closed and the OP gets an infraction, but this blasphemous joke of a thread still lives on?

Are you kidding me? For people who aren’t religious, you do not understand how disrespectful and despicable something like this thread is to a religious person.

Utterly ridiculous…

Nonsense! The rules of this forum are applied fairly and equa-

Hahaha, couldn’t even finish the sentence.

it isn’t against the rules to offend Raziel321 or a group of people who think like Raziel321.

yes, it lives on. Where is your God now?