Jesus Christ hit by a car

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WTNH Connecticut News | News

Lord Jesus Christ hit by Mass. car

His real name, according to his ID

NORTHAMPTON, Mass. (WWLP) - Northampton police issued a traffic citation this week to a driver whose car hit Lord Jesus Christ.

It happened Tuesday on Main Street in front of Fitzwilly’s.

Lt. Michael Patenaude told 22News 50-year-old Lord Jesus Christ of Belchertown was struck as he crossed Main Street a little after 3:30 p.m. Tuesday.

20-year-old Brittany Cantarella of Pittsfield was cited for failure to yield to a pedestrian in a crosswalk.

Lord Jesus Christ was treated for facial injuries at Cooley Dickinson Hospital.

Lt. Patenaude said Lord Jesus Christ had a Massachusetts Registry of Motor Vehicles identification card. Officers checked his ID and discovered that, indeed, his legal name is Lord Jesus Christ.

Such a tragedy.

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10 bucks he was brazilian.

[Hermit_Naii]

incoming apocalypse.

[maxx]

incoming apocalypse.

nah he got hit by peter griffin

[spudlyff8fan]

He’ll come back in three days or so.

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SRK never fails to deliver.

[Sonichuman]

So what do you think his last words were? Oh my father? or Me?

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so what do you think his last words were? Oh my father? Or me?

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OYAAAAAJIIIIII!!!**

lol “Cooley Dickinson Hospital”