the UK version of jersey shore is a waste of time.
lol same old million
It was a marathon last night…and I forgot to mention that the older episodes reminded me that yes…Situation’s girl from Canada about 2 or 3 episodes back was indeed superior to this broad Vinny is currently sprung on. Mannnn it’s not even close, imo. Plus, she went the extra mile and actually searched for the house, left a note on the door…even got defensive about other girls getting too close to the Situation. See, that’s quality right there if you ask me. Sure it may be interpreted by some as potential stalker tendencies, but she still looked reasonably hot and he hit that…and the girl gets bonus points for being an apparent screamer. Niiiiice.
I mean, to be real…i wouldnt be wingman if the broad is wack either. Like she has to be up to par with her friend at the very least. Like You cant have some Cinderella looking broad and her friend looks like a mutt and expect me to serious entertain that shit. In a situation where both broads are fuckable and the other one is on some BS…yea im still not wasting my time either.
Im not speaking to you directly either…just in general. I have some boys who be on that shit…then when i see the broad they want me to entertain and shes wack…ill leave her ass alone too. Just ditch and move on to the next one lol
Nah the chick sitch was with wasnt bad she just wasnt putting out so he pretty much was rude to her, fucking it up for both of them. Thats not a good look for a wing man IMO.
Dude u gotta play long at least until your boy gets the number!
The finale was really weak. I wonder if Sammi and Ron are still together and if Sammi realizes what a retard she is on the reunion after she was watching along with the rest of us.
The finale was whack because all the drama had already went down. (hence the “forced drama” with situation in the club.) Plus Angelina, the main person starting drama this season, leaves a few episodes before the end. Ronnie should seriously keep Sammi around if she really continues to be as dumbfounded she proves to be on the show.
I just bump this thread for now.
Hey dickface I created a new thread for this!!!
http://shoryuken.com/f3/worst-best-show-america-back-jersey-shore-season-3-thread-261276/
Lock this shit Canada!
yo snookie catching feelings in episode 1, not a good look for vinnie. that nigga is done. deena is trying to smash everything on sight though, i respect that
What the fuck? already?
Oh damn watching the MvC 3 stream and totally forgot about this. I’ll catch it on the rerun.
wait…theres a uk version?!
Sammi with the feint lol.
There’s a toronto version too
the bitch is a attention whore fake model here…it was all set up. Apparently they didn’t even sleep together they just made all the noises for tv.
Yes its called “the only way is Essex” based in possibly one of the worst areas in England.
Vinny was acting like that chic was a super dime. She looked barely not anorexic. Pauly’s cuban girl looked good though.
ok I’m finally catching the repeat now. I’m still evaluating Deena since it’s still early…but so far that face is a bit of a hard sell.
My penis is sad that Angelina will not be on this season. If Sammi is still too skinny, Jenni will easily become the #1 by default.
Y’know, this is an awesome “job” to be on a show like Jersey Shore. These folks basically get paid to be on tv as crazy “characters”, occasionally argue and talk shit about each other… and constantly go out to nightclubs on a regular basis.
*Goddamn Jenni’s BODY. Lord have mercy 
i really hope later in the season all three girls beat the shit out of sammi.
Why did I even make a new thread? I hate you SRK… I hate you…
I swear some of you guys can’t read!!
Ok, she’s already growing on me a bit… of course she’s a step above Snooki in terms of the overall look. Those Power-Legs? are looking nice to me…she could kill someone with those things.
Oh holy shit Deena’s BODY :wow:
*annnnnd upskirt shot at the 43 minute mark…fucking YES. Now she has on the booty shorts…goddamn this season is starting off CORRECTLY.