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million, you’re kinda bugging. that chick taht vinny bagged was fine as a motherfucker, in general those eastern bloc model hoes are pretty on point. i was super surprised he ended up bagging that, so props to him for that one.

the titties on that one blond chick pauly brought home were fucking ridiculous, situation was gunning for the “worst wingman ever” award hard as hell. funny thing is i have a friend just like him when he’s drunk, if you’re talking to some shorties he’s 85% likely to completely fuck shit up for you due to coming off like a rapist lol

nah, I think some of the previous ass Vinny brought home was superior to that one. Also, I noticed her face looked kinda odd as well… I’ll bet time won’t be kind to her, but he’s probably not really thinking of anyone long-term this early in his life though. (*or at least he shouldn’t be…it still cracks me up when I hear of guys around 21 or 22 talking about “settling down” with some broad…hilarious. Why “settle down” when you’re just getting STARTED!")

Terrible Situation. He got annoyed with that girl and dropped a NUKE on everything. It’s funny how that negativity spreads with women…one girl is irked/annoyed/pissed and it somehow magically spreads to the other one, even though she was previously cool and wanting to get some action. Still, that was some upsetting shit she said though–> "eh, I’m leaving in 5 minutes though…" Well get your worthless ass out right now then!

real talk him and pauly stay fucking up. like how do they consistently bring back the chicks with boyfriends and fiances? granted pauly’s girls always seem legitimately DTF. but the first chick that situation kicked out and told to go sit on the couch…that shit was foul, he could’ve easily kicked it with her ass on the couch for 15 mins while his boy got it in. pauly said it best at the end, the nigga has no concept of teamwork.

…damn though, that chick had crazy big tits lol

I don’t think Pauly even cares since he’s got the real chick on the side. Situation trying to play Wingman doesn’t seem right. At this point, he’s just getting desperate for some Miami ass before they head home.

Vinny’s girl is alright. She looks good but she’s not the greatest damn thing. For Vinny though, it’s fine since he hasn’t been doing shit the first season.

took me a while, but i definitely notice vinny is ALWAYS mentioning how situation or situation + pauly bring home grenades or ugly chicks. he acts like the girls he brings home are divine. just bc a girl is a model in MIAMI where there are tons, doesn’t mean she’s top notch.

i’d sitch actually had the top 2 best looking chicks. that one blonde from the day they “needed to extract the grenade to ronnie’s room” and the canadian model girl.

vinny’s girl was smoking!.. until i saw her this episode. she looked crack whorish with that make up.

pauly d could be getting much better chicks, though hes happy with his rare rose.

Ramona probably thought Vinny was some average club scrub. Lol at true love being found on this show. Yeah right

Vinny’s chick still better than what he previously brought home and Million’s favorite the “dirty little hamster.”

I’m with Thurst.

I said earlier that Pauly was probably the chillest/coolest dude to kick it with. Seems to be that way.

I agree. Pauly cracks me up. He seems to be the most down to earth guy on the show and would be cool to hang with.

“Caaaabs are heeah.” “Oh Yeeeah!”

Pauly and Jenni are clearly the chillest out the cast.

and I have to agree with ryustar. Situation’s canadian chick who left her number on their gate was way better looking than Vinny’s chick. Too bad situation just wants the business.

i don’t think she was a model, but yeah she was probably the most major chick any of them have been shown bagging.

Didnt she say she danced at a club or someshit? And uh I think Vinnys chick is cute but like this nigga is treating her like the Holy Grail or some shit, she aint THAT fine lol. I think Ramona looks better than Vinnys chick imo when they was @ the beach she filled out nice as hell. LOL @ fucking sammi and ronnie though, ronnie needs to just leave her ass. I have no idea why he fucks with her, Id easily hang out with with Pauly D and Ronnie though lol niggas is mad funny lol

Fucking double post.

The Ronnie/Sammy drama last episode was some real stupid shit. I saw her face and was like “Oh here it comes again.”. Of course, she won’t laugh it off, she’ll take it to heart. But yea, this dude really needs to just leave her ass.

I mean, I get where Pauly as coming from with the Situation…BUT, im with the Situation on this one. Bitch, dont come over at this time at night…and not think youre gonna get barcelona stroked. These broads that play games, i have no patience for either. Like the broad that said “well im leaving in 5mins” and situation was like…“well how about leave now?”

I woulda dapped him for that.

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This is true.

I think Situation owed him at least one though.

Like maybe the first time he should have bit the bullet and entertained the grenade and then the 2nd time be like “Aw hell naw you gotta go if you aren’t down to fuck” or vice-versa, but he more or less unintentionally cock blocked his boy Pauly twice

This bit I’m with you. Can’t leave the club late at night, come over to someone’s place, hop in bed, and not expect to smash. If you’re leavin 5 mins later, you were better off not coming home.

the “5 mins and i’m out” chick, yeah situation was on point. but the other one? nah, son. dude was OD disrespectful which is whatever, fuck these hoes BUT he could’ve easily kicked it shorty (and possibly laid some groundwork) for 15-20 mins while his boy got it in. instead he hit her with some “i don’t get negotiate with terrorist” shit, almost made her cry and caused her homegirl to bail. not a good look.

ah, so I finally got to see my baby Ange’s last episode… I’m still sad to see her go.

*I still don’t get why guys will call out a girl’s supposed “slutty” behavior/tendencies when it’s counter-productive to the average male agenda. We want women who put out…“DTF” as they would say. So, why harshly criticize a woman who is doing just that? She’s givin’ up the ass on a regular basis, and at least in my opinion, she’s a hot little sexpot…so I don’t see a problem here other than it’s not me that’s on tv getting a piece of that Angelina Action?. On another note, fuck all that “hard to get” noise too…we need more hot women that are EASY. I don’t want things to be anymore difficult than they need to be. Fuck a challenge, get out of my face with that bull…I just want to get there. I’m not interested in the journey…not interested in the “struggle”, or any balance of power between the sexes or any bullshit ass games…I just want the end goal. It’s kind of like a big money prize…would you rather do the most absurdly difficult, mind-bending job/career ever to make 10 million dollars eventually, or would you rather just get the money immediately with little to no effort involved? Fuck that, just give me the money! “Big money, big prizes…I love it!” Obstacles in the way of that only annoy and ultimately piss me the fuck off. Woooo I feel like I could preach a sermon today on this.

*there was an upskirt shot on Angelina while she lay in the bed next to her female friend…she had some nice little blue panties on. Ohhhh Angelina Angelina Angelina…So Good?

Woooo and that fight was HOT. It’s just a shame Ange wasn’t fighting with Sammi or Jenni, now that would have been true main event PPV status right there. Oh and Jenni’s ass was looking incredible in the grey tights. I just want to grab and caress those cheeks one time.

Yo im liking Paulies girl though, the spanish chick. She looked good on the beach and seems like a real sweetie.

“I need some one to take one for the team, entertain a grenade, or even decipher the bomb… its a war going on out there.” - Pauly D

I know what this dude is talking about! All my boys are terrible wingmen and will either leave me hanging or just not really make an effort.