Her and Jwow need to get into a bitch fight asap.
This reply combined with your avatar made me lol
I wonder who REALLY pulls the most girls out of all those guys. Probably Pauly D.
I think Situation actually brings the most home, but Pauly’s definitely the one who would be best at actually hanging on to a woman.
Situation only has one line for bringing chicks home.
Situation: Ugh so yea like…
Girl: yea?
Situation: ugh lets go to back to the house you know like you know or whatever cause you know like ugh.
Girl: alright.
I think he did that at least 6 times so far. 
Don’t forget the intricate technique of scarfin down a plate of food real quick while she waits in your room.
But in all seriousness, if it works, it works, because overall it seems like he’s getting the most ass, maybe not that we’ve seen in this season, but overall for sure. And whenever groups of girls come home with them, it seems like Mike’s always doing the talking.
getting dressed up and looking nice for a date is bitch shit? I guess if your dating poor whores from trailer parks its cool to go on a date in shorts and flip flops.
bitch shit yo. i go on dates naked with my hair greasy.
yea…i dont get it either. Who wants to go out somewhere in general looking bummy?? Let alone a “date”
yeah but half these bitches just want to be on tv. Like those hoes that came with them in the last episode, they just wanted to get on tv and shut down situation. Also…why is vinne so bent out of shape about this romona chick…he already slammed like the hottest girl any of them has had when he brought that ryan girl home, he should have just stuck with her. He only went downhill after that with snookie and angelina.
The first good/hillarious/funny reallity show that mtv america has brought over to europe. fuck real world.
Well its The Situation what makes this show watchable.
Sadly enough if Vinnie had treated that Romona girl like shit instead of being a nice guy I bet he would have gotten to hit that shit. I’m sure the game Vinnie was playing on the girl would have worked in the 1950s. Just proves that the days of chivalry and a nice guy being seen as attractive are dead. Or more like evolved into some guy that walks a fine line of being witty and downright arrogant. But hey, whatever works. I guess the game has changed as much as the music industry has(for better or worse).
In that girls defense and to knock the nice guy down, I would be a little creeped out as well if a girl I met like 10 minutes ago is already bringing up marriage(Jokingly or not). Vinnie must have been high out of his mind to say that stuff to a girl working as a dancer in some shady nightclub.
You can’t do that chivalry shit in the club. No matter how much “personality” they have or “smart” they look. It’s not gonna work on girls. That was Vinny’s first mistake.
and he should feel downright stupid for thinking he’d find “the one” in a club.
^yea bc a broad going to the club is reflective of what type of girl she is right?? Dont be naive.
well…more often than not you aren’t finding keepers at the club. People go to clubs for one reason, to troll for dick/pussy. She might be a good girl sometimes in her life, but most people aren’t looking for something solid when they are at the club.
i mean she was a table dancer…
but regardless, dude was sounding dumb pathetic on the phone. def one of those type of convos that a female friend would be like “awww that’s so cute!”…but never give you the time of day if somebody tried to pull that on her.
i mean, that’s pretty much how one nighters are set-up from my experiences. “you want to take it back to the crib?” just gotta know when to drop the line for maximum effect.
I know of guys that have found their partners in clubs(What’s wrong with having a little fun?)
However in this case dude was trippin. That girl was a damn worker in the club, dancing and shit, She probably gets all types of game coming her way. His relative fame should have been enough to give him an advantage in bringing her home over the regular guy, but he didn’t play it well at all. Reminds me of when I first started interacting with girls in social environments and didn’t know what to say. Whoever casted these people is a fucking genius. Its interesting to see thing’s not always go according to plan
All kinds of girls go to clubs. Not even specifically talking about vinnys situation. Just speaking in general. Its just silly to think only whores go to them. Good girls get dragged to clubs by their slutty friends alllll the time.
yeah, i see what you’re saying epidemic but as we’ve said shorty was a table dancer. probably only gave the nigga the number bcuz the cameras were there and/or out of pity bcuz it didn’t look like he spit any game to her at all.
Though I’m not going to argue with your point there, but 9 times out of 10 you’re more than likely not going to find a girl that is good in terms of the long term aspect. Than again, most of the clubs I’ve been to are filled with a bunch of 18-21 year olds, so that’s never a good thing.:wtf:
first time reading a sentence in a jersey shore thread. i agree with epidemic. assuming all girls that go to clubs or bars are sluts or not worthy of being trusted is dumb as fuck. if you have to explain that to someone, then i dont know what to say. lol. thats go go dancer or not. if she is a dancer at a club it may say something about her personality a bit, but that doesnt mean she isnt respect worthy. as someone who goes out all the time, and has been for a hot minute,yeah, the whole, hoes in clubs and bars thing is beyond stupid.