Jersey Shore Returns

Vinny should know not to beg. Especially after he came up with that BS excuse on why he hung up all angry. You feel bad but then you don’t after the begging. But hey…you’d think he’d be smart enough to realize you can’t find real girls in clubs.

Mike cockblockin on Angelina was hilarious. Now that bitch knows how it feels when she’s cockblockin and says she’s not. But Jose…dude’s lookin like the male Sammie right now.

Is there a new ep this week or is it a reply of the VMA ep?

I think it was just the VMA ep. I missed it anyway. (didn’t remember the time.)

I don’t watch them really, just random stuff here and there, the past episode was where Angelina said she doesn’t give a fuck about anyone in the house and Snooki told her the house is supposed to be a family and then got up to a fight I think. I’m not sure if a new episode was out.

Situation: I’m gonna massage every part of that body in a hot minute
Girl: My feet first?
Situation: I’m about to get that ass first.

I lol’d

situation was foul for throwing angelina under the bus like that imo. super lmao @ this nigga sitting down and eating a big ass sandwich in the bed next to his boy banging a shorty.

and yeah, vinny’s a sucker which is why shorty played him like that. look at the difference between the way pauly was on the phone and then vinny…dude was in hardcore bitch mode.

Pauly had me dying when he was on the phone. :rofl:

Yo any one know what the new member is suppose to look like for season 3? Is she suppose to replace Angelina? I don’t ever see Angelina anytime they do a interview.

Why would you interview Stanton island dumpster trash?:lol:

Son, vinnys phone convo was painful to watch. Even my girl was like get to the point already!! :lol: I mean, just say what you gotta say, make a slick joke and youre done. A 2 min convo at most. I would blame it on his age but isnt vinny like 22?? Thats old enough.

Pauly handled it correctly. You can tell hes seasoned.

And there Vinny shows the difference between a Nice Guy and a Gentleman.

You can’t use that nice guy swag on some slut that is probably only DTF anyways

Her name is Deena

http://cdn03.cdn.thesuperficial.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/09/0903-jwoww-deena-bikini-00-480x720.jpg

Wow Jesus Christ that chick is hideous, juicehead guidettes??? Good lawd I can’t wait to see mike/paulys face when she walks into the house next season :rofl:

ewww - manbeast!!! Maybe shes snooki’s bodyguard?!

has anyone seen the fight between snooki and trash bags?

i’m still unable to catch that ep. on t.v.

Lol Snooki is going to go up a tier in Season 3 with that beast entering the house.

I think the trash bag episode was 1 or 2

Ummm uuuuh yea lol.

The oregano is strong with Pauly…

for the life of me i dont understand why Vinny just doenst follow Mike and Pauly’s lead. Never,NEVER, beg a chick to meet up with you. Everybody gets stood up or played at least once but you gotta do your damndest not to let that shit happen on TV.

i just watched the episode btw lol

haha wowwww vinny was pathetic on the phone. That whole pre-date shit with vinny and paul was some bullshit too… new outfit and haircut! Thats some bitch shit, So much desperation. Vinnie still seems to have gotten the most ass recently.

Fuck me why did I ask.

Wtf is that?? She looks manbearpig