Jan 13 Tourney Results

Regional Matchmaking Northwest
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These are way fucking overdue and for that I apologize.

Sykart go-kart races:
==HEAT ONE==

  1. Chali (Kyle) - top time: 38.6, av time 45.7
  2. Row Tron (me) - top time: 39.7, av time 42.7
  3. Cheryll Yeah - top time: 40.2, av time 48.0
  4. Baby Seal (Chris) - top time: 40.6, av time 47.3
  5. Gunky B (Mark) - top time: 42.3, av time 47.4
  6. Kobun (Row) - top time: 42.9, av time 49.7
  7. Action Frank - top time: 43.2, av time 51.8
  8. Too Lesit (Jeff) - top time: 47.8, av time 55.2
  9. Peachy - top time: 48.4, av time 1:02.5
  10. Boen - top time: 54.0, av time 1:01.5

Notes:

  • I raced as “Row” as a joke because I didn’t think he was going to be racing
  • Kyle’s total/average time got killed by a 1:39 lap - Cody and Peachy kept crashing, and so everybody had one incredibly bad lap when everybody got stuck behind their tangled wreck. Thankfully they had the Jaws of Life or Cody would have died.
  • Row’s girlfriend outraced him.

==HEAT TWO==

  1. Chali (Kyle) - top time: 37.8, av time 37.8
  2. Kobun (me) - top time: 38.2, av time 40.2
  3. Baby Seal (Chris) - top time: 38.5, av time 40.0
  4. Row Tron (row) - top time: 39.4, av time 43.7
  5. Action Frank - top time: 42.3, av time 1:00.9
  6. Too Lezit (Jeff) - top time: 44.4, av time 47.0

Notes:

  • Frank was actually disqualified and kicked off the course. That was awesome.

==BOWLING==

  1. FrankDaDank
  2. Nolander
    …
  3. Kyle
  4. me :sad:

I don’t recall the specifics here. I think the last game may actually have been a tie between Frank and Nolan, but the specifics of the bet made it so that Frank won. I did pathetic (hadn’t played in years). But Kyle did pretty damned poorly too and made me feel better. Nolan brought his own ball - I’ve never seen anyone do that. Evidently Frank is a bowling shark and has a bunch of trophies. I did not know that.

I did see 10 Things I Hate About You on again this weekend, and it was tight as always when Frank shows up. Also, Kyle Cease (Bogie Lowenstein) was a friend of Heather’s, so it’s weird to see him in the movie too.

We also managed to break the lanes about twenty times, and had to get our bowling time extended three times as a result.
Their nachos were good.
We completely broke the first lane. It turned out that they had about TWENTY balls stuck in the ball return chute. That was just stupid. You could smell the smoke.

Sykart was surpringly cool. The jumpsuits were stupid but fun. I kinda like Traxx go-karts better though.

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How many times can someone spell Too Legit wrong?

3

Nigga fuck you.

4

sigh me waving my hand in the air and telling the guy that i’m done isn’t really a DQ although it is at the same time. Never try to go go carting there w/o the gear on an icy night…word to the wise

As far as bowling, Nolan and I tied our first games, then the second game was set to a wager of a quarter a pin, i ended up winning that game and taking $7.50 from Nolan (so i won by 30 pins), If I could ever manage to make my way back to hell again i would pick up my bowling ball for the next outing (WHICH BY THE WAY SHOULD BE SOON)

Cheryl T-boning me in the first race was hillarious, I couldn’t stop laughing for the rest of the race

In the second heat I probably broke the record for most crashes in one course…was 4 or 5 times at the same turn? I can’t remember, but I know Cody was laughing hella about it. =] All in all it was a pretty fun night.

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^-- you damn well better. come on frank, it’s not that far to tacoma. i can’t help but think that i’m gonna whoop you the next time we battle. my 9th frame on the last game was a heartbreaker… you’re lucky! i demand a rematch.