Jamerio

System_1 · February 2, 2010, 6:34am

Posted on ESReality.com by some kid named “Jamerio.” He’d like you to think he’s a troll, but he’s just dense. Please don’t ban him, as he might stop posting on our site if he’s distracted with yours. Thanks. <3

Man www.Shoryuken.com has some complete twats running it.
Don’t get me wrong, its is the ESR of StreetFighter and has some clued up people on there, sadly it has so many corrupt people on it, capcom employees, and a few gay admins its all sort of pally pally hush hush. Blurgh.
I got banned by the fat old guy in the peach shirt for slagging off the character named after the guy in glasses.
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I got banned today for being critical of an IN GAME character called Seth, the irony was about two hours later the people in the forum were crying because seth was banned from the upcoming WCG tournament for basically all of the reasons I was talking about.
Yet instead of listening why, they took great offence and banned simply because it was true and they did not want to hear it.
Then they were acting all confused as to why he was banned.

(SETH is basically a scrubby broken character that makes the game look flawed (and is favoured by such people-think die hard German RA3 players) and was named from one of the admins on the forum-seth killian. So being critical is very bad over there as the site is such a kiss ass I might have to make a better one)

(imagine saying promode is crap and getting banned for it on ESR!-Yes that’s the level of sensitivity we’re talking about here so as you can imagine, there isn’t much scope for anything else. Its all sort of sickly civil and false. I thought the whole point of the internet was to be more liberal with thougths and opinions)

At least ESR has that core aspect in place for the most part.
Tolerance! (yes banning me now would be low-but remotely funny for sub 50 IQ)

I did troll the shit out of the forum before i left despite them banning my I.P. (oh please) but I’m not quite done with them yet, they’ll serve as good motivation for my play in 2010 where I plan to play a little bit of super at LAN.

So just a heads up as I think some of them are gonna’ come gunning for me here by the time I finished with them, so could be entertaining

I can’t help thinking ESR has made it diffuclt to to not offend people on other game forums though, you call someone a name and you get banned without warning, or in this case, if you’re critical of an IN-GAME character you get banned.

But really that place has some seriosuly fragile people running it.

If you’re bored and fancy some easy trollings, make an account and see for youself.

HawkinsT · February 2, 2010, 6:44am

lol!

Valaris · February 2, 2010, 6:47am

If you talk to him, correct him on something. That" fat old guy in the peach shirt for slagging off the character named after the guy in glasses" isn’t the one that banned his 7 different spam accounts, that was me. So he should direct his rage at me instead.

Edit: oh yes, and what he did wasn’t “trolling the shit”. Come on, have some dignity. This is SRK. We’ve seen Genshiro. Spamming Smileys is hardly considered trolling.

Geese_Pants · February 2, 2010, 6:59am

I’m really really…REALLY tempted to go there myself.
Not worth it in the end though, he fails at internet heckling.

And does this really need to be here?

HawkinsT · February 2, 2010, 7:09am

Well for those that want the link: http://www.esreality.com/?a=post&id=1827574

Sleazoid · February 2, 2010, 7:12am

this has nothing to do with street fighter four, or its upcoming sequel super street fighter four

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HvE · February 2, 2010, 7:26am

LOL, then why don’t you guys ban him? he’ll be forced to post on gamefaqs boards.

I can see it now: “Man www.ESreality.com has some complete twats running it.”

Mecha · February 2, 2010, 9:03pm

Careful guise, not only is he a master ip-ban hacker and trolling genius, but he is also pro at killer instinct and did over 9000 combo breakers on arcade mode at which point Rare made him their CEO. ([media=youtube]yI0jbMKrO3c[/media])

Edit: Jesus his ownage doesn’t just end there, seems that he’s also the subject of the first ‘over 9000’ thread on this subforum (http://tinypic.com/r/2ppk4s5/6), I’m genuinely scared of what will happen next.

System_1 · February 3, 2010, 4:58am

he’s been known on esr for the past 6 years as an idiot and is treated as such

he’s been talking about becoming good at sf4 for the past year. he claims he has the special ability to be “the top 99%ile in every game”. basically what he means is that he can get better than everyone that doesnt take a game seriously by taking the game seriously. anyone can do this.

Novastorm · February 18, 2010, 6:31pm

Hahaha, i just met this guy online on the PC version. He tried to beat me with Zangief first but he just spammed lariat so i perfected him at least one round and didn’t lose a single round. Then he picked Guile and his stick was in back or downback position 95% of the time, the other 5% was when he did LP Boom -> walk forward -> jump, seriously, nothing else. I must admit i felt a bit of pity for him so i picked Gouken instead, who i really like to play as but aren’t very good with, to give him a chance to show his guile skills…well we ended up having a fireball war because he simply refused to get out of his corner where he was holding downback waiting for a jumpin and spamming booms. He won that match 3-2 with about 5% health left, the others were timeouts. Then he messages me saying “did you notice you only win when you pick broken seth?” so i replied with “only win when i pick my main? well duh, he’s the only one i actually practice with”. Then he typed a message in the middle of a match, and ragequit after he sent it. Apparently i’m blocked now, which is nice =)

Sosage · February 19, 2010, 2:29am

What Valaris said.