I invented how to make 3s popular! I am going to direct a reality show called The Jersey Slap starring ECs finest and most entertaining players! We all rent a shore house in NJ for a week and there are survival challenges! And we party and are bros the whole time! We fuck skanky hoes and as SOON AS WE NUT, we have to go RIGHT back to playing 3s! It will show the world that cool bros play 3s! There will also be lots of drama and getting wasted! For example, there will be a scene where Nica KO plots to kill me in my sleep and Mutant XP and Flare help him! :0
A player gets eliminated each week, but there are challenges for immunity!
Random select vs Kuroda kumite!
Pizza eating competition vs Kokujin!
420 contest vs Dander!
System direction— no guard vs Boss!
The floe of each episode is basically all the players waking up in the morning (1pm), eating a pizza, then playin some 3s (arcade version obviously)! Then, we would start drinking after some slight drama! Then we drink heavily and play! While during this time players who started drama talk shit behind each others’ backs and SLAP each other verbally, then the immunity is a catharsis of sorts! Then some winding down with playing/drinking/clubbing/fucking hoes! Then vote someone off the island!!!
I’m a gold mine!!!