So a few days ago I download a bunch of old cartoon shiz to be played in the background. One of which was Rocko’s Modern Life and I remember dat shiz. Da Wallaby, Da Big Heads, Really Really Big Dude, all da rest. Good shiz. But I never realized there were so many adult jokes in that show. This kids show might hold the record for most adult jokes ever in a kids show. Oh, Chokey Chicken, that’s subtle. But dere’s dis one episode. “Clean Lovin” where Rocko’s dog falls in love with a mop.
First off the dog’s name is Spunky. I thought that sounded weird so it look it up on Urban Dictionary and see this:
http://i.imgur.com/niX1fX3.png
The dog’s name is Jizz.
In the episode, Rocko sees that his kitchen looks like ass and he be like: “I gotta’ clean this yo.”
http://i.imgur.com/xe4m8YO.png
Spunky is watching some romance shiz and then sees the mop and wants dat.
http://i.imgur.com/vksoX4a.png
“Dat ass.”
Then as Spunky makes his move dis happens:
http://i.imgur.com/OqazKDi.png
http://i.imgur.com/juormdS.gif
Later, Spunky seduces the mop and takes it to the closet and you can hear squeak noises. It’s not like sex noises in your annie may’s, I don’t watch that shiz, I was looking up Vanessa Blue videos and an annie may of a tentacle rape scene auto played. And the (gonna curse) fuck noises of those annie may’s always sounds like a boot stuck in wet mud and then the chick squirts and it sounds like a cartoon sprinkler. Not like an actual sprinkler but like an over the top interpretation of a sprinkler you’d see like in Spongebob or Swat Kats or something.
Anyway, Rocko is looking for Spunky and he finds him with the mop.
http://i.imgur.com/p3tULrC.png
Pimp Dog.
Spunky jizzed on the mop. I never got that as a kid. My mind was blown today.
So Rocko sees that Spunky is obsessed with the mop and takes Spunky and the mop to a psychologist where dis happens:
http://i.imgur.com/D9A5X5o.png
The twist is that the psychologist fooks da mop.
http://i.imgur.com/Ni3uyPi.png
http://i.imgur.com/pLH16hm.png
Psycho dude takes the mop into the closet and you can hear the (gonna curse) fuck noise.
So in Rocko’s world, dood’s have sex with mops.
http://i.imgur.com/DvwDre2.png
Den I see this shiz: