that bitch’s ass opened up like a cargo plane.
i-i-is…is… is beguiled evil?
Dang, this is seriously the first time that I regret ignoring the warning…
I don’t play when I give warnings.
I can’t do that…one of my concubines is into water sports so I’m required to drink gallons of water daily to make sure she gets her fix. Though lately she’s been saying it feels like my piss is laced with Trinidad scorpion pepper juice.
You do realize you are calling out another man for giving you an STD, right? Do you have any idea how ridiculous that sounds? I mean, without any proof? N-word Please.
I remember when SRK used to demand, 2 or 3 rounds of Cinderella testing.
If you haven’t looked him in the eye while ejaculating down his urethra, to see if he experiences the same thing (in which case, it is a new STD and he is innocent), you are wasting everybody’s time with unsubstantiated and libelous claims.
Makes me wonder
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This guy has half of his testicles fiery red and the other icy blue. Its like living with permanent Icy Hot on your balls. Anyone who has ever been curious to what Icy Hot does to testicles knows the feeling. Man up and quit your bitchin.
you pee on your concubines? or should I say in my ep voice “I grace them with bodily fluids so they can experience an eternal euphoria of extended pleasure”
“Im a pimp”-epidemic. I read thru the lines… expect a vist bruv, IRS gonna tax your ass 
Or plant a bloody pair of Nike’s on him and give him 100 years.
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and that’s about how I looked right around the time I read **this **passage in your bedtime story Kromo.
Epidemic I hardly knew ye. (Not that I really wanted to tho…)
“status effects” is/will always be one of the funniest things i’ve heard on this site lol
Just never masturbate like me, and you’ll be fine.
I think the only way to go is to take a blowtorch to your junk. Cauterize any offending areas with the torch then dip in Drano to make sure.
Course, if it’s really bad, you may want to just amputate the whole thing and pray you have Woverine-like regenerative abilities. Sometimes starting over is the only way.
Stop urinating.
You gotta hold that P.
Assume the position and eat your own penis.
That’s the only way to make a new one.
People piss razorblades everyday B
Don’t worry. Burning is absolutely normal when you’re peeing. It just meants you have a lot of pressure in your body. Like in a lemonda bottle, it fizzes when you open it.
It keeps me motivated and energetic.
Also, if you ever happen to have blood in your pee, that’s normal too. It’s just a way for the body to get rid of excess blood, because your heart is so strong, it’s pumping some extra!