It BURNS when I pee! Plz HELP!

This is what happens when you are a Vegata and sleep with bicycles instead of being a Goku and have that childhood friend clean girl.

Epidemic is more Zarbon nowadays though.

I didn’t know that was STDs in Zarbon’s face making him get that ugly.

Not STD. Botox.

" marinating my cock in lemon juice for an hr "
just season and cook for 45 minutes in the oven

If you want to self diagnose, may I suggest the following:

It’s a fantastic read in your case and I’m sure it’s well worth the price. That or you go to a local health clinic and take a piss in a cup and hope for the best.

Belgian Waffles are the only cure.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DXeUacVOaAg&feature=player_detailpage#t=19

Suck your own penis. We all know you were trying to do that since you were 7. Epidemic’s biggest secret: he’s better at getting himself off than any of his concubines.

lol. epidemic is a fraud.

you don’t share you concubines, especially with a white man. they already dirty people, now imagine the extra risk what they see a Negro with more than them. you had this coming for trusting the man with the forked tounge.

you might as well forfeit Excalibur, its rusted

Your Excalibur has Cosmic Rust

KILL IT* [your dick]* WITH FIRE

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MpfMHM75EJc

Peter Griffin stole Allen’s favorite concubine:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAQRZCILRY4

The Epidemic’s Penis

Open at your own risk

Spoiler

http://www.evilmilk.com/pictures/Kill_It_With_Fire552.jpg

If you are going to come around SRK and spread your BeGuiled Epidemic all over instead of staying in your quarantine,

at least take this advice. Stop going pee. Problem solved. Now you will never feel ‘this pain when you pee’ ever again.

what the fuck bro

Da fuk did I just read?

*You’re going to need The Hypodermic. *

you fat soda drinking at breakfast ass nigga, you got kidney stones. drink some water.

you ole aids spreads when i sneeze ass nigga. you ole i believe in snorting up dried snake skin to cure my chlamydia ass nigga. you ole ruining the future because your body is immuned to antibiotics ass nigga.

YOU OLE ORIGINAL I AM LEGEND ZOMBIE ASS NIGGA.

It actually a Madagascar hissing cockroach giving birth

I hope you didn’t eat the pussy too. Might of got burned twice and not yet know it.

why you do this

(he, who wanted to drink his own pee in the other thread cuz offtopic when u wuz mad nobody likes jabronies)