What you need to do is first win over her heart, woman to woman. Then as your relationship progresses, and things get physical, take her to the nicest hotel you can afford, get her naked, and then, let her get to know your curvaceous and soft, womanly body. When she trusts you completely, THEN you can unsheathe your penis. She will be shocked, but whatever you do, don’t break eye contact. When she asks if you are a man, calmly, and confidently say “No, I am a GOD”.
After her ravaging she will be much more receptive to the opposite sex should you wish to take on that form.
Remove your penis.
Well… You could convince her to undergo a sex change. That way, she’d be a dude who’s in to chicks.
Just let her know she’d get the business if she was straight. Leave the offer on the table and move on. She’ll come around.
Either that or find one of her 5-7 look-alikes who are actually DTF. Everyone has them… relatives or otherwise.
Put your palls in her nose.
my standards arent high, I just dont like fat chicks
Just throwing it out there…
Dumbest thread ever.
Tell her you used to be a woman.
I liked the picture because that cock looked savoury and beautiful.
quality thread 
Quality in SRK? C’mon now…
Being a pretentious bitch on my iPad using Tapatalk.
Here’s a real answer:
Naked man.
Works every 2 out of 3 times.
Maybe you cant make her go straight but be friends with her, and maybe one day say “We should totally fuck, just to do it, nothing serious or anything ya know, you can still be a lesbian because you’re technically not attracted to me”.
probably won’t work.
definitely won’t work.
Try it still.
this thread should be about this here signature because that’s the funniest thing i’ve ever read xD
and no, a lessi will f*ck you up for trying that.
If we use the context clues, the answer to
is, in fact, by sucking cocks.
You would probably be a fan of The Invincible Swordsman then.
Cough cough
And very good Perkins! Proof the American education system at least teaches children how to be prostitots.
I only speak truth.
Being a pretentious bitch on my iPad using Tapatalk.
They told me to stick to what I knew
Is there anyway to make a Perkins even more perky?